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Slaying the Dragon

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, May 31, 2007.

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    Any of you ever use this euphemism when you were in your teens?
     
    #1 hotballa, May 31, 2007
  2. DonkeyMagic

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    polish the torpedo?
     
    #2 DonkeyMagic, May 31, 2007
  3. Lynus302

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    Floggin' the dolphin?
     
    #3 Lynus302, May 31, 2007
  4. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    that just sounds painful
     
    #4 hotballa, May 31, 2007
  5. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    found this on (ironically) a "self-growth" website

    http://www.selfgrowth.com/articles/schurman2.html

     
    #5 hotballa, May 31, 2007
  6. A-Train

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    I just can't believe it's taken this long for a thread dedicated to masturbation euphamisms...
     
    #6 A-Train, May 31, 2007
  7. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    I actually came up with slaying the dragon on my own when I was like 12. I cant believe people here caught on so fast. I guess I shouldn't be shocked.

    I used to do variations on the slaying the dragon thing, like I have to save my kingdom, I need to go save a princess, etc...
     
    #7 hotballa, May 31, 2007
  8. gfab-babyboi

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    beat my meat like it owes me money....Tyron Biggums
     
    #8 gfab-babyboi, May 31, 2007
  9. AntiSonic

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    tug-of-war with cyclops
     
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  10. nyquil82

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    rubbing my penis until semen comes out and feel good sensation occurs.
     
    #10 nyquil82, May 31, 2007
  11. BigSherv

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    spank the monkey
     
    #11 BigSherv, May 31, 2007
  12. BigSherv

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    having a date with manuela
     
    #12 BigSherv, May 31, 2007
  13. david_rocket

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    pulling the neck of the goose
     
    #13 david_rocket, May 31, 2007
  14. macalu

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    tenderizing the steak.
     
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  15. Lynus302

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    Choking the chicken.
     
    #15 Lynus302, May 31, 2007
  16. Lil Pun

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    My date with Rosie and her five sisters.
     
    #16 Lil Pun, May 31, 2007
  17. Lynus302

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    Any time I hear this, all I can think of is this:
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    And if that's not bad enough, thinking of what her sisters could possibly look like is even more frightening.
     
    #17 Lynus302, May 31, 2007
  18. oomp

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    cleaning out the pipes
     
    #18 oomp, May 31, 2007
  19. Master Baiter

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    It was STD muppets. The Oscar the Grouch knock off.
     
    #19 Master Baiter, May 31, 2007
  20. DonnyMost

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    rub one out
     
    #20 DonnyMost, May 31, 2007
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