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Yet another girl story

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, May 28, 2007.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    this of the I blame my friend variety...

    One of my best friend's bday was Saturday and the girl who I've been patiently working on for 5 months is going to be there. She is so marvelous. A single mother who said "you're the first guy I've dated since my huge disappointment" But she stopped us after a month because she is still "not ready to date yet." blah blah blah. I've heard other guys get that line before. so sad.

    oh well, what can you do but take her off the board at that point.

    then a month or so ago at another bday party she's all over me to the point her friends are saying "Are they dating, because if not she shouldn't be acting that way to him." Uh, I don't really have a problem with her acting that way.

    anyhoot...this Saturday party she's there dressed to impress without her 2yr daugther (got a babysitter). But this is a Russian party (my friend married one) and for his bday party he wants to do a Vodka blind tasting with comment sheets and all.

    damn!! so, I'm just trying to follow his lead at this party.

    Later, I walk the girl to her car at midnight and that is about all I remember.

    Next morning I'm looking for someone else's phone number in my "Calls Made" list and notice I called this girl at 2:10am after the party.

    WHAT!!!

    ****...why did I make that call and what did I say?!! Not like I can call her back and ask her that?

    it is so sad. I blame it on my friend for doing a Vodka tasting on his bday and insisting I try them all.
     
  2. krnxsnoopy

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    Hmm.. Chances are you didn't make any call but you just pressed "send" to save a number on your phone. That's what I usually do anyways.

    But regardless don't worry about it.. it was probably nothing and just play it cool... move on and focus on the next chick (your going to bring home).. don't over analyze -- leave that for the chicks. =P
     
  3. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    haha,

    in searching my phone more, I found this at 2:49am this morning from Fatty Fatbastard.

    "Buying tamborines. I guess I'm buying tamborines. I really think so."

    so, any women out there want to "over analyize" that?
     
  4. Eric Riley

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    why are you treating this board like your personal blog?

    will you post tomorrow about how suzy winked at you from across the hall but you were too nervous to ask her to the dance?

    as i told you yesterday...stop posting.

    immediately.
     
  5. krnxsnoopy

    krnxsnoopy Member

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    hahahahahaha



    Guys, simple lesson on how to be good with the ladies..

    Don't do what this guy is doing. hahaha
     
  6. randomdude

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    seriously, why cant u just call her and ask her what u said? im sure it was just a drunk phone call and she wouldnt mind telling
     
  7. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    really? you have link for that? hahaha. Maybe I don't remember. Naismith was in town yesterday and wanted to get some lunch...and drive around Montrose for nostalgia purposes. he grew up here.

    maybe that had sumpin to do with it.
     
  8. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    I think you should consider switching teams, you're obviously having trouble with the current one.
     
  9. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Well, this:

    is a pretty good first step.
     
  10. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    as long as he wasn't listening to "Total Eclipse of the Heart" while driving around, it shouldn't be too bad

    at least he's not taking a girl to the wild flower fields to take pictures and then go antique shopping with her on a first date...
     
  11. macalu

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    you've been working on her for FIVE MONTHS!!!??? dude, pick up your game or find someone easier.
     
  12. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    HP,

    Don't listen, I love your threads.

    I would just call her and see wassup....

    DD
     
  13. Faos

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    I think the real story is you have a drinking problem...lay off the booze!
     
  14. mulletman

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    i second that.
     
  15. hotballa

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    I thought it was a manrule that you NEVER compliment another man on his fashion
     
  16. ima_drummer2k

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    I wouldn't worry about it. It probably went something like this:

    Mike: Hi, uh, Nikki, this is Mike. I met you at the, um, at the Dresden tonight. I just called to say that I had a great time...and you should call me tomorrow, or in two days, whatever. Anyway, my number is 213-555-4679--
    [the machine beeps]

    Mike: [Mike calls back, the machine picks up]

    Mike: Hi, Nikki, this is Mike again. I just called cuz it sounded like your machine might've cut me off when I, before I finished leaving my number. Anyway, uh, and, y'know, and also, sorry to call so late, but you were still at the Dresden when I left so I knew I'd get your machine. Anyhow, uh, my number's 21--
    [the machine beeps]

    Mike: [Mike calls back; the machine picks up again]

    Mike: 213-555-4679. That's it. I just wanna leave my number. I didn't want you to think I was weird or desperate, or... we should just hang out and see where it goes cuz it's nice and, y'know, no expectations. Ok? Thanks a lot. Bye bye.
    [hangs up]

    Mike: [Mike walks away from the phone...then walks back and calls again; once again, the machine picks up]

    Mike: I just got out of a 6-year relationship, Ok? That should help explain why I'm acting so weird. I just wanted you to know that. It's not you, it's me. I'm sorry. ...This is Mike.
    [hangs up]

    Mike: [Mike calls back, the machine picks up again]

    Mike: Hi, Nikki, this is Mike. Could you just call me when you get in? I'm gonna be up for awhile and I'd just rather speak to you in person instead of trying to fit it all into--
    [the machine beeps]
    Mike: ****!

    [Mike calls back, gets the machine again]

    Mike: Uh, Nikki? Mike. It's uh, uh, it's just, uh, this just isn't working out. I think you're great, but maybe we should just take some time off from each other. It's not you, it's me. It's what I'm going through, alright? It's uh...it's only been 6 months--

    Nikki: [picks up] Mike?

    Mike: [very cheerful] Nikki? Great! Did you just walk in or were you listening all along?

    Nikki: Don't ever call me again.
    [hangs up]

    Mike: Wow. I guess you're home.
     
  17. DonkeyMagic

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    its vodka tasting...you're not suppose to drink all of it.
     
  18. moestavern19

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    BBS guide for dating women.



    1.) After a great first date, one should always find it customary to interject that the female in question is without a doubt... "really kick ass"

    2.) To avoid any confusion; always ask for a clarification of the word "ride"

    3.) Myspace is a great resource, removal of her from your #1 position is not far off from removing her from #1 in your heart, use this tool effectively when you aren't sure about her loyalty. Remain throwed at all times, keep your pimp hand strong.

    4.) Think to yourself "WWMRD" (what would manny ramirez do) then proceed to do the exact opposite.

    5.) Never hit on finalsbound.

    6.) When you see a MadMax response, immediately skip over it and just pretend it was your mother telling you what to do. Nobody wants to listen to sound advice anyway.

    7.) Make sure your date has never had any kind of encounter with Baqui99, or at least has had a colonoscopy since.

    8.) Kam can find the address or phone number of any woman for a small fee of Mariah Carey and/or High School Musical paraphanilia.

    9.) Fatty knows more about what he's talking about when he's completely wasted.

    10.) It's summer... you know the rest.
     
  19. rrj_gamz

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    ROFLMAO!!! :D

    btw, everyone drunk dials...Just act like nothing went wrong and you're golden...That and tell her you love her...
     
  20. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    :mad: :eek: :D



    I have had my share of problems in close to one year of marriage, but when I am really down, I think of 2 things:

    1) My daughter
    2) And not having to go through the crap you just described, hp - LOL :cool:
     

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