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Do You Still Laugh at Farts?

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  1. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    I'm in my mid-thirties and I still think there's nothing funnier than farts.

    I still laugh my ass off when I see the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles, or the toilet scene in Dumb and Dumber. Or this video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH5zgHLkmv0&mode=related&search=

    Is this normal? Please comment and/or post your favorite fart-related pics, websites, videos, stories, movie scenes etc.
     
    #1 ima_drummer2k, May 22, 2007
  2. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Farts are proof that God has a sense of humor.
     
    #2 Rocketman95, May 22, 2007
  3. rrj_gamz

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    It's always funny, unless you're at the gym and have to hold it in as you're surrounded by hot chicks...Then you get stomach cramps and have to run to the bathroom and then rip it...Then its not funny... ;)
     
    #3 rrj_gamz, May 22, 2007
  4. glad_ken

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    Jamie Foxx - Lactose Intolerant

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    #4 glad_ken, May 22, 2007
  5. ima_drummer2k

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    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R6dm9rN6oTs"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R6dm9rN6oTs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
     
    #5 ima_drummer2k, May 22, 2007
  6. dntrwl

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    nope never laughed at farts since I was 12, they just got smelly and not funny anymore
     
    #6 dntrwl, May 22, 2007
  7. WWR

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    The only time they're funny is when you're in a tight spot with someone who you know pretty good (room, car), and you let hideous smelling ones out.................then that chit is funny. :D
     
    #7 WWR, May 22, 2007
  8. Invisible Fan

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    Yes, especially when exiting elevators.
     
    #8 Invisible Fan, May 22, 2007
  9. Saint Louis

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    Those are the best!
     
    #9 Saint Louis, May 22, 2007
  10. Cannonball

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    Because of the language, I'll just link this instead of embeding it. But when I saw this in the theater I literally couldn't breath because I was laughing so hard.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwpfkLZBv8I
     
    #10 Cannonball, May 22, 2007
  11. The Summit

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    I think they are hilarious, it never gets old.
     
    #11 The Summit, May 22, 2007
  12. Smokey

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    I think queefs are funnier.
     
    #12 Smokey, May 22, 2007
  13. LonghornFan

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    My granny cooked an excellent cajun dinner for my family tonight at her place. When I was done I had asked my pops to get a beer from the fridge but my granny offered. As she stretched to get around the counter she accidentally let one rip. It was all I could do not to piss my pants from laughter, as it was ripped right in my dads face. I'd never heard a granny poot before.

    Good times.
     
    #13 LonghornFan, May 22, 2007
  14. thadeus

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    Seriously, when are we going to grow out of this? This is a BASKETBALL BBS! We're here to discuss the merits of a great sport. Discussions away from basketball should be used to present our insights on world events, maybe a little witty banter on the latest celebrity incidents! But this juvenile humor only brings down the intelligence quotient of the board. Really, we're BETTER than this, but a handful of people constantly want to drag the rest of us into the muck simply because they cannot enrich an intelligent conversation. So, all this toilet humor really needs to just STOP if ClutchFans is going to continue being one of the top-tier sites for intelligent sports fans. I usually refrain from critiquing the schoolyard antics that take place here because it might just encourage people to LOL I JUST FARTED LOL>>ON MY OWN BALLS! HEE HEE!!!!!!
     
    #14 thadeus, May 22, 2007
  15. finalsbound

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    My boyfriend just farted in my hair. My hair smells like fart.
     
    #15 finalsbound, May 22, 2007
  16. LonghornFan

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  17. dntrwl

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    dude she is hella ugly. :)
     
    #17 dntrwl, May 22, 2007
  18. swilkins

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    Come on Dude. You know you like to be silly too.

    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?p=2945692#post2945692
     
    #18 swilkins, May 23, 2007
  19. ima_drummer2k

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    I think some of you missed the sarcasm in that thadeus post. Read it again, paying particular attention to the last sentence.
     
    #19 ima_drummer2k, May 23, 2007
  20. swilkins

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    I guess I missed that.

    I wasn't giving thadeus too hard a time. I like his sense of humor. I relate to his random posts at times.
     
    #20 swilkins, May 23, 2007
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