Nah.. He had a really good looking girlfriend, looked like Christie Brinkley, and considering how many times I walked in on them he was at no shortage for sex and very hetero. One time he told me that they didn't mind if I was there. I was tempted to ask if he would be willing to share but thought better of it.
My cousin goes to Pepperdine and his roomate was gay. The roomate would watch gay p*rn with his boyfriend til 4am 3-4 days a week. My cousin had to get his room reassigned.
My old roommate was obsessed with guitar playing. He would listen to these "cool" emo underground bands with silly names and make me watch it with him on youtube. Actually, he watches youtube and google videos (same thing) the whole day. He puts his music volume all the way up, maxed.. and he plays like it too. He's obsessed with writing songs (given that he has talent like no other). Sometimes he would come in my room at 3am while I'm pretty much dead and be like "yo dude, check this out!" and plays his song that he just wrote. He used to be in a hardcore metal band so you guys get the idea. Other than that, he's really cool. We're still best friends. BFF! BEST FRIENDS FOR EVERRRR!!! My other roommate is the opposite. He's a womanizer, he gets any chix he wants and brags about being hung like the Trojan horse. They're both my best friends, too bad both moved out. I miss our BW3 Tuesdays!
Lived in the dorms my first 2 years in college. My first roommate was cool, in fact we are still friends but my 2nd year roommate, ugh.... Guy never took any trash out so there was stack of crap on his half of the room. He did dip and had this big glup, one of those 40 oz plus ones, he kept under with his tobacco chew spit and he threw it out every other month. To top it all off the guy would steal my beer, had to end up hiding it when I was gone for the weekend. Tried to be friendly with him in the start but after about a month I gave up, hated that whole year. Ending up getting my own Apt for my last 2 years because of that guy.
At one point or another, everyone had a naked story of some sort about my freshman year roommate. He was a good guy. Just a little....off. I came in one day to find him butt-ass naked wearing one of those kiddie-toy cowboy kit things. Lone Ranger mask, tiny plastic cowboy hat, sheriff star taped to his chest, and pointing the toy gun at me. The toy holster was belted around his waist. I told everyone, and this became the first of many naked stories involving my roommate. Our junior year, we asked him to give up his rent check, so he gets up to get it. He was fully clothed at this time. The came back (again) but-ass naked with the rent check taped to the tip of his dick. Me and a different roommate did nothing but smoke pot all day, every day. He worked at Domino's, I worked in a Tex-Mex joint. We were never short of food. We smoked over $2,000 in one summer alone. Fun times.
ohh ok. well my last roomate was gay, and a few times i left for food at the dining hall and i would come back and the doors locked and i knew he was in there with someone else. someone threw up on my birthday and managed to miss the toilet. some of them never bring toilet paper in
My first college roommate was a girl. We had the same class, and she told me she was looking for an apartment near campus, and since she is smoking hot, I decided to make her my roommate. Big mistake, I know. Pretty soon I realize that I can't date her, because if we break up, it would be really ugly. So we didn't really have any romantic relationship the whole time. And she was a loud person, always came home at late nights, and bringing home random guys. I probably had better chance of sleep with her if I wasn't her roommate. She also eats my food without asking, and always late on electric bill. Only pluses of living with her are that she sometime walks around naked, and she has bunch hot female friends, I hooked up with couple of them.
Well, I can't really think of any good roommate stories. The closest thing I have is probably one of those "you had to be there" moments. Anyways, one time, my roommate decides he wants to try to smoke the powdered cheese from Kraft Easy Mac rolled up in some loose leaf notebook paper. He lights the **** up with a match, lets it burn for a little bit, then tries to inhale. The hilarity that ensued was classic. It's one of those moments where you're not sure you've ever laughed quite that hard. He was coughing for a good 5 minutes straight, hanging his head out the window, spitting up...It was hilarious. I had pics posted online for a long time, but I lost them when Yahoo deleted all my pics.
one time my roomate grabbed my peanut butter(lube) and a piece of bread (acting as a sock) and commenced to jack me off....he called it a peanut butter nutter
Most of my roommates were and are good friends, and I will leave the wild stories out. But my first roommate had some problems with grades and so half way through my sophomore year I got a new one. I wasn't in a frat, and I didn't go to many frat parties. I had some friends in them, but in general I wasn't into that scene at all. So I get back from vacation, and my roommate in an attempt to be cool, had changed the answering machine and at the end of it, listed all the different frat parties going on that weekend. He also left the message with my name as Andy when it is really Drew. The funny thing is this guy was never in a frat either. Then he would do push ups and sit ups in our room, and start screaming very loudly about he could feel the muscles growing while the ligaments and tendons were contracting. Then that winter there was a big freeze, and the roads were iced over, so nobody really went outside or did much for a few days. He started acting like he had cabin fever and pulling out some giant knife he had. It was hilarious how hard he tried, and how self conscious he was, and how hard he tried to project some image.
