Before you vote, please look at the facts below. Juan for couple carrots in my refrigerator. Rockets turn down this trade every off-season despite my carrots coming out as winners (better pick and better value) by the end of each season... ...time and time again. Stop being a homer and look at these cold heart FACTS. Most of them have been scientifically proven. Carrots - Good for your eyes Juan - Hurts your eyes watching him play for your team Carrots - Vibrant and Lively. Enhances fridge or kitchen counter. Juan - Dull and boring. Ruins HDTV experience. Carrots - Couple of dollars. Does not hurt your wallet. Juan - Millions of dollars. No point in having a wallet with Juan on your team. Carrots - Have beta carotene. Boosts Immune system (natural body DEFENSE) Juan - Cannot defend anyone. Period. Carrots - throw in some additional $ to get the upgraded version (organic). Juan - throw in some additional millions and you will be literally throwing them away. Carrots - Possible risk of E. Coli infection. Easy to cure with antibiotics Juan - Does not hesitate in handing out Herpes. No cure for virus. Carrots - If you don't like them, walk over to your fridge and throw them away. Carrots don't fight back. Juan - If you don't like him and you are thinking about getting rid of him, he will dial up Gundy's number. Carrots - If you put a carrot on the floor, the player has to jump over or move around a carrot to score. Juan- If you put Juan on the floor, the player can keep going in a straight line. Juan will do the work for him by moving out of the way. Carrots - Carrots dont give a damn about sunglasses. Juan - You better padlock your glasses with Juan around. Carrots - Come with return policy. You dont like them, you can get refund. Juan - if you try to return him to any of the 29 other teams he has played for in the NBA, they will laugh at you and remove you from their Fav-5 list. In summary, carrots are just a better deal out there. Health-wise, financially, and better overall production. Gundy is just too myopic to see all this. What about you though? Can you see the truth? Go ahead...vote now.
You sure? Juan does not hesitate in giving out herpes virus. Bacteria (E. Coli) can be treated with antibiotics. Virus (herpes virus) cannot be cured. They can only be supressed.
Come on, Juwan give you a 6/6 shootings in Gm 5 so you could enjoy a Gm 7 choke job. Otherwise, u will see Rockets up 2-0 and lost 4 in a row and lost the series in 6. Give Juwan a break. He's just a bad contract.
Carrots have a good probability of outperforming Juan based on his first 4 game stats. There might not have been a game 6 if Carrots had been sent in earlier.
We are in the process of getting rid of the chef. Hopefully he takes his wares and VEGETABLES elsewhere with him.
that question finally comes to which one could make a woman get to her climax more easier. do you agree?
That's the thing. Carrots are versatile. They come in lots of different shapes and sizes. Truly interchangeable parts.. Juan is as one-dimensional as one can get. A 20-foot inconsistent jumper.
Hating the first time is interesting to read. Continuous hating serves no purpose but to stroke the hater. RR
Exactly! I don't understand all the hate for carrots from the Rockets management. Time for them to be objective and think TEAM first.
