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Jessica Biel Might be the Next Charlie Chan

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  1. LFE171

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    good god I hope not. Keep SF in the arcades, don't put it out in theaters. Man this is going to suck.

    And can you believe they made SF:The Movie as a GAME? a game that has a movie that makes a game of the movie. Sheesh, capcom was nuts to do that!
     
    #21 LFE171, May 9, 2007
  2. famicom

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    LMFAO! This is probably how I would imagine the movies to be..or the moves

    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LYweptE-dl0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LYweptE-dl0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
     
    #22 famicom, May 9, 2007
  3. Oski2005

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    Wow, and I thought this was the dumbest thing I've seen Jackie Chan do:

    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6HGNa4utkkk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6HGNa4utkkk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

    This is from Mulan btw.

    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZSS5dEeMX64"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZSS5dEeMX64" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
     
    #23 Oski2005, May 9, 2007
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  4. nyquil82

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    Vinnie Jones will be Balrog
    Jean Claude Van Damme will be Guile
    Chuck Norris will be Ryu
    Jack Black to be E. Honda
    Kirsten Dunst to be Blanka
    Morgan Freeman to be Ken Masters
    Tom Cruise as Cammy...
     
    #24 nyquil82, May 9, 2007
  5. BigM

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    i like the first one in an entertaining way. the casting sure was awful though.
    the asian chick who played chun li was hot, as was cammy.

    how about kelly hu?
     
    #25 BigM, May 9, 2007
  6. Cannonball

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    Me love you long time.



    I know, wrong nationality.
     
    #26 Cannonball, May 9, 2007
  7. tinman

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    yes! Biel can be Cammy
     
    #27 tinman, May 9, 2007
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    Toby Wong...Toby Cho. Toby Cho...Charlie f***ing Chan.
     
    #28 deepellumrocket, May 9, 2007
  9. GRENDEL

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    So how is she going to be Charlie Chan again??
     
    #29 GRENDEL, May 9, 2007
  10. rrj_gamz

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    She's hot so anything she's in I'd watch...;)
     
    #30 rrj_gamz, May 9, 2007
  11. Lynus302

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    Yeah. I can't figure out what the hell Charlie Chan has to do with anything.
     
    #31 Lynus302, May 9, 2007
  12. Buck Turgidson

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    I'm guessing the character Charlie Chan was played by a white guy? Kinda like John Wayne as Genghis Khan, or Will Smith as [insert black character here].
     
    #32 Buck Turgidson, May 9, 2007
  13. Hippieloser

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    Jessica Biel is hot, ergo there isn't a problem.
     
    #33 Hippieloser, May 9, 2007
  14. Hmm

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    Will Smith IS black :eek:



    How about Cheech Marin as George Washington Carver?
     
    #34 Hmm, May 9, 2007
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    with those legs I bet she's an excellent rebounder and dunker.

    Rox should sign her up.
     
    #35 YaoYoYao, May 9, 2007
  16. YaoYoYao

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    Why do they even have to make a SF movie using real actors? Even Biel doesn't have a 38 chest with 24 waist.

    They should just talk to Pixar and make an manga movie out of it.
     
    #36 YaoYoYao, May 9, 2007
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    Has there been a successful CGI animation that's not comedy and not for kids under 8?
     
    #37 hooroo, May 9, 2007
  18. J DIDDY

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    fei long owns every one in that ****ing game
     
    #38 J DIDDY, May 10, 2007
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