"Ok, whatever you ask, we will censor and then we will answer with it is the US's fault. That it. Blame US for our own problems."
Dude on the right: "Wonder Twin Powers Activate!" Dude on the left: "Goddamit! I don't want to turn into a puddle of water again. I wanna be the animal this time! I'm just gonna sit here and sulk." ---- or ---- "Ossama is a Saudi from Saudi-Arabia. Why would he want to go live with a bunch of poor ass Pashtun from Afghanistan. It does not make sense! If the eyepatch does not fit, you must aquit!" (Soon to be followed by) Look at the silly monkey!
"After poking out the first eye America can have no doubts as to our resolve! If they do not agree to leave our country soon my friend here will continue to hold his breath until he turns blue, and I will poke his other eye out, then America will be sorry!"