104 guy: air bull? me: ya man, AIR BULL 104 guy: never heard of it me: youre kidding rite? 104 guy: seriously, ive never heard of it me: come on man, its a tribute to Matt Bullard 104 guy: whos that? me: he used to play for the rockets man! 104 guy: oh, well sorry me: ill just email it to you guys 104 guy: haha alrite you do that man you think he'll play it if i send it to him?
1147. The only thing you want for your birthday is your girlfriend in her said day suit while game 7 from 1994 is playing in the background.
1148 If in exchange for the two championships you must give your first born to a troll called Rumple Stiltskin.
1150. <a href="http://bbs.clutchcity.net/php3/showthread.php?s=&threadid=23559">You wear Houston Rockets Contact Lenses</a>
1151. You can't wait for the Rockets game tonight against the Magic despite the fact that Francis, Griffin, Rice, and Williams are all not going to play.
64. You scare the hell out of your girlfriend every rockets game you watch together, because of your sudden outbreaks of F^*&, BullSh!t, PLEASE!, and CMON CATO! GET SOME BALLS!
1154. You couldn't sleep, waiting for the Rockets season to begin 1155. You get in a fight with an opposing fan at a preseason game
1156. Your wife gets YOU tickets for the home opener for your anniversary... and she doesn't even like the Rockets!!
1159. You call in sick to make dern sure you catch the 1st game of the 2001-02 Rockets season! GO ROCKETS!!!!!
1160. You play NBA 2k1 with the MOST updated roster 1161. You got a real Olajuwon jersey instead of a computer. 1162. Your telephone is Rockets 1163. you come to cc.net 1000+ time's a day 1164. you Burnt all your JAZZ cards after the rockets lost in '96
1165. u request your new passat to be painted in retro rockets colors with matching rockets logo hubcaps...
1166. In Calculus, you think of ways numbers relate to the Rockets. 1167. In American History, you use Rocket-related mnemonic devices to study for tests. 1168. In Chem, you daydream of the Rockets when faced with a 200-problem equation test. 1169. In English, you write about the Rockets whenever you have to write a free-topic essay. 1170. In French, you learn all the different words you can to make sure if you ever go to France, you can talk about the Rockets with people in line. 1171. You have engraved Rocket logos on all the desks you've sat in throughout your school career. 1172. You've been fined a total of $55.50 because you doodle on the pages of your text. 1173. Whenver you're watching UPN and hear "Malcolm and Eddie" you think of EG. 1174. Your dog's name is wink. 1175. Your cat's name is Cat (really). 1176. You wrote-in Kenny Thomas 1177. You're saving and cherishing those ticket stubs from the Mavs at Rockets. 1178. You walk out of the laptop grinning even when they lose. 1179. You daydream constantly about the Rockets. 1180. You share your daydreams on CC BBS. 1181. You dream about the Rockets at night. 1182. You want Feigan's job when you grow older. 1183. You get your white best friend (a girl) to like the Rockets A LOT. 1184. You get that best friend just as stressed-out as you are over the 8 game skid. 1185. Your best friend wants Horseteeth Malosky's job. 1186. Your seriously considering U of Maryland b/c of Steve. 1187. You might go to McNeese State b/c of Ti. (yeah rite). 1188. You voted 100 times at a rockets game to get a free shirt. 1189. You ask your friends for ROCKET-related gifts only for b-day, Christmas, ect. 1190. You think of games during church. 1191. You accidently blurted "Rockets" when you were asked "Who was Odysseus' wife?" by your teacher. 1192. Your planning to get something about the Rockets in your school yearbook. 1193. You've befriended a weird kid at school cause he looks like Kevin Willis. 1194. You inadvertantly say things about the Rockets anytime, anywhere. 1195. You are daily on Ebay to check out the new Rockets stuff. 1196. You loved "Eddie" because of Wiz. 1197. When Moochie makes a shot, you scream, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!" 1198. When Oscar makes a shot, you yell, "Viva Oscar! Yo Quero summore!" 1199. When Wiz makes a three, you yell, "Walter! Walter! Who's ya daddy? Who's ya dad - day!" 1200. Whenever Stevie hits, you scream "That's why he's the Franchise, baby!" 1201. When Cat hits, you yell, "keep shootin', Jack!" 1202. When Eddie hits, you yell "That, my friends, is the next Garnett!" 1203. You love Calvin. 1204. You get in on board-wars on espn.com. 1205. Your neighbors call the police when your watching a Rockets game because they think "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH," "OSCAR!" "FRANCHISE!" "JACK!" and "GARNETT" are friends that you have over at a really boisterous party. 1206. You waited for 5 hours to hear "Air Bull" on 104. 1207. You pray for the Rockets success. 1208. You ask girls if they're fans before you ask them out. 1209. You swear you just saw Wink over there...every day. 1210. Yuo spend every cent of your thin allowance wad on $10 seats to Rocket games.
