Perhaps the biggest rivalry over the years that has developed has been Utah. They are team to truly despise. To loath watching. Not flashy. Sucessful. And unbelievably dirty. Besides the fact that the fans are absolutely crazy, rabid, and nothing short of stupid, it is ultimately the trio of Malone, Hornacek, and Stockton that make you want to throw your hand through a television. Or perhaps it is those damned white balloons that they all use at the free throw line. Lets face it we all get pissed by the overachieving nature of Stockton and Hornacek. They can throw up a shot from about anywhere and it is as if Joseph Smith intervenes on their behalf. Maybe its just Hornacek (I call him Johnny Appleseed) wiping his face at the free throw line(saying hello to his kids). Maybe its all the Majic Johnson like flops that Malone, Stockton, and Johnny Appleseed perfect game in and game out. I'll pull up short of saying their gay. Ohh woops I slipped. The fact of the matter is that they are floppers, elbowers, and even got Clyde Drexler really peaved one time. Which is hard to do. There are times when I want Vernon Maxwell and other fire breathers back on this team only to run up in the stands, not in Portland, but in Utah, and punch out every single adult male fan. And when finished to bumm rush Malone, hang Hornacek and Stockton from opposite rims by the backs of their pants (weggies) and tie their hands behind their backs! You guys ever get those feelings!?!?!?
Medication...too funny popeye! ------------------ Without a good defense, there is no offense. We don't need no stinking badges!!! We need some stinking WINS!!!
jazz fans told me that i need to see a doctor for hatred?? cause they say its stupid for me to say the picks and stuff are illegal. i say the stock shot to go to finals was made off an illegal play was it?
Rocketfan, from now on I will call you Neo and you will call me Morpheus. You've been suspicious your whole life, it's like a scratch in your mind. The Jazz Matrix is all too real I'm afraid and under their lies we all live. It is all true my freind. All too true. [This message has been edited by CaucasionSensation (edited January 08, 2000).]
You can release yourself though, Break free from the maze. Step outside and see what the jazz hatred can do for you. Laugh at elbows Scoff at flops Sneer at knees to the groin. Because in two years we'll be beating a team with no one... I can see it now, a whole new paradigm. [This message has been edited by mc mark (edited January 09, 2000).]
The bad part about the jazz being a dirty team is that they have signed Armon Gilliam who is 1 of the dirtiest players in the league. The Jazz have really went to far with their dirty play and it was good to see matt bullard speak up about Malones dirty play. I really hope that all the Dirty players on the Jazz get a cheap shot taken on them and they get hurt for the season so they can see what it is like to receive a cheap shot. I bet they will change their attitude about dirty play after that.
