"Marc Jackson" by G-Man (to the tune of "Ms. Jackson" by OutKast) Yeah this one right here goes out to the primadonna, primadonna's mama, mama's mama, agents' mama's, mamas Yeah, go like this (Chorus): We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times Poor baby, ya primadonna, don't like me You be doin things like have them boys from Houston Texas come To the table trying to fight me You need to get a, piece of the American pie and sign this contract That's our team, an' we'll decide who plays and who makes contact And let your agent know this is the NBA, but not his paycheck Gym shoes, plane rides, ****, medical bills WE PAY THAT We love Damp and everything, but see we can't trust him not to lay down You wanna rip us up, start a custody war, our laywers stay down You never got a chance to hear our side of the story we was divided You got the playing time and minutes If you just play hard its decided Despite it, we show you the utmost respect when this falls through All you, do is trash our name when the press calls you, yeah (Chorus): We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times You and Adonal Got a special thang goin on You say it aint enough We say it's full blown Couldn't let ya get away Jus' get away for nothin' You can b**** 'bout yo playing time But ya got to give us something, Marc Jackson Ten fans out of nine, aren't buying this design The quickest muzzle throw it on yo mouth and U'll be fine Kings and Knicks, Sonics and Rockets, together dream Bout you bangin' boards for their team Anytime this year, I hope you stay with us forever Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever? Forever never seems that long if you're traded And notice that the 90 day freeze period won't be too long Marc Jackson my intentions were good I wish I could Become a magician to abacadabra all the sadder Thoughts of me, thoughts of we, thoughts of thee Askin' what happened to the feeling that you and me Had, I pray so much about it need some knee, pads It happened all last season one can't be, mad So know just know that everything is cool And yes you will be present when we take them teams to school, then the playoffs (Chorus): We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times Uh, uh, yeah "Look at the way they treat me", ****, look at the way you treat "Team" See your little nosy-ass agent's got your ass sent up the creek G Without a paddle, you left to straddle and ride this thing out Now you and your boy ain't speaking no more cuz my money all in his pocket Know what I'm talking about? Jealousy, infidelity, envy Mistreating, the team thing, listen to C they be the same thing So who you placin the blame on, you keep on singin the same song Let bygones be bygones, or you can go on and get the hell on You to Chicago (Chorus): We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times
http://bbs.clutchcity.net/php3/showthread.php?s=&threadid=23536 Looks like someone beat you to it. Still funny the 2nd time though.
Looks like someone is trying to steal someone else's thunder. So who is the real composer of the apology song? Huhm?
Yo, It looks to me like both original posts credit G-Man (whoever that is) with the song. I'm willing to bet it was something found on a G.S. fan site or something.. (Golden State Fans???)
As far as I know, orindahoops wrote it & posted it on a GS fan site, where he was encouraged to post it here. I think FlexK copied & pasted it here from that site, not knowing the original author had already done so. "G-Man," I believe, is orindahoops' nom de rap for Garry St. Jean.
