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111+ reasons why the Rockets will beat the Jazz.

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by m_cable, Apr 21, 2007.

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Well it's been a full two years since we've been able to have a fun playoff thread. So go wild.

We've got about 90 minutes until tipoff. If we can't at least come up with 111 (in reference to our dynamic duo) reasons for why we'll beat the Jazz, then we don't deserve to be Rox fans:

1. T-mac

2. Yao

3. The Jazz have had something lodged in their throat for the past few weeks.

continue.

#1 m_cable, Apr 21, 2007

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We are playing in Houston, b****.

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5. Chuck hayes is playing.

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we will score more points than them

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6-111 Yao!!!

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7. HCA

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7. Home court advantage

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8. Jazz will be gettin plenty of Head

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okay 8. Utah is 20-21 in road games

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10. JVG>Sloan!

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11. Deron Williams, AK-47, Harpring, and Okur will each get a turn wearing the "Shane" suit this series.

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12. Utah is still not sold out yet.

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13. Tmac is pissed off at Stephen A Smith

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14. Boozer/Okur "can't f***ing stop" Yao Ming

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15. Luther in the 4th quarter

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16. Its on Tmac

#16 D-Lite, Apr 21, 2007
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17. Because 3rd time's the charm:

Mavs '05

Lakers '04

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18. Chuck Hayes just gave birth.

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19) Because I said SO!!!!!!

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20. Because Clyde tanked Dancing with the Stars for this series.

21. Because it's time to get revenge for the bear-hug.

#20 m_cable, Apr 21, 2007

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