I was watching the McDona'ds commercial the other day where the two roomies do pranks to each other till one guy gets taped to the chair, and was thinking whats the worst I ever got. Ashamed to say it but it was a girl who punk'd me the worst. After my breakup with my ex-girlfriend, I basically worked out and concentrated on work for the next 6 months. I basically tried to re-virginize myself because I felt my ex had used sex to control me, which she admitted to afterwards. I actually was Master of my Domain during that entire 6 months. I didn't even look at girl's legs. Towards end of that 6 months, I started falling for another girl. We really connected, and I felt comfortable enough with her to share about my re-virginization attempt, which I had told noone about. She understood, and that made me want to be with her even more. There was only one problem. Ever since about a month after the breakup, I hadn't had an erection (cept for morning ones). Part of it was due to my memory of my ex's super manipulative skills of using sex to get her way, the other part was due to my concious effort to avoid looking at all girls whenever possible. My logic was if I didn't pop a woody, I didn't have to worry aobut losing mastery of my domain. I was deathly afraid I wouldn't be able to get an erection because of all the hard work I had put into the last 6 months to not popping one. I had to bug my friend (a pharmacist) to give me some Viagara pills (on the side) just in case. She made a big deal out of it and teased me nonstop about it for a week but she finally hooked me up with a bottle of Viagara. So the big days comes, the girl gets to my house, we start making out, and she's taking off her pants...I tell her I have to goto the bathroom to cleanup since thats where I had hidden the pills. I go there and pop open the bottle and pour out the pills...and a bunch of M&Ms fall out into my hand instead. I turn the bottle upside down but there's nothing else but more M&Ms... The story ended well since it turned out I didn't need the extra help, but still. I don't remember anyone ever playing a worse prank joke on me.
When I was working in the UK I had to travel back and forth between Austin and Manchester England every 2 or 3 weeks..... So, I would take a little Melatonin pill on the flights to the UK to sleep and flip my bodies clock from US time to UK time. Well, one of the guys over there was having a big anniversary with his wife, it was their 2nd anniversary...and I told him that I had some viagra pills with me. (Milatonin pills are small blue ones too !) So, I gave him one and he popped it and went out to dinner with his wife..... He was taking her to this fancy Italian restaraunt next to a pub we all hung out at...... So, we waited for them to go into the restaraunt and drank some pints for about 30 minutes then went to the window to look in and he was STRUGGLING to stay awake.... We were dying laughing, then his wife goes to the bathroom and he puts his head on the table and is out like a light !!!! We ended up carrying him to the car, and she joined us for some pints at the bar....... I don't think he has forgiven me yet. DD
Wow thats crazy m&m. The fact that he sees this thread after not posting in 6 months is way too coincidental.
You're mean, dude. The guy was wanting to get some action and you totally killed it for him. You're mean. I bet you'd steal a dead fly from a blind spider.
Well, one of the guys over there was having a big anniversary with his wife, it was their 2nd anniversary......and I told him that I had some viagra pills with me. (Milatonin pills are small blue ones too !) _______ That is completely uncool ~ typical of the culture of corruption that was the cornerstone of the Gizmondo crime syndicate.
