advice - wife took the remote

DonkeyMagic · Apr 12, 2007

i think a midnight tea-bagging is in order.

Beck · Apr 12, 2007

2 words...Beat Down

Deckard · Apr 12, 2007

swilkins said:

You need to handle this issue with care, my friend.

Trust me. I am on your side.

Here are a few observations.

1. She's pissed at something you did. The sooner you figure out what it is, the less likely this will happen later. Quick!!! Think of something that you may have done wrong. Go through your check list. Did you make sure that your masterbation schedule did not coincide with her monitoring schedule? This is very important.

2. She went for the remote. That's part of the male DNA. She knows that and is trying to alter your DNA with Gilmore Girls. Apparently there is something that this show provides that you lack. It might be in your best interest to kindly ask her if you could pause her show ever so shortly and DVR the Rockets. You stand to gain something about the female mind. This is gold and when properly understood, you can use it later. You must not in any way come off as being patronizing and must prove that you generally give a crap, otherwise this treasure will be lost. Many men have gone to their graves searching for what you might have in front of you. If you do learn something about this, you must share. Together we are stronger.

3. Could you already be on your way to losing what we have fought for thousands of years to maintain. This cannot happen for our sake. Man up!!! Tell that woman that she came from your rib and you will not stand for this outrageous display of domestic upheaval. Just make sure you eat her food first. There might be some fasting afterwards.

I hope this helps.
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Gold.

astrorockette · Apr 13, 2007

BullFan said:

My wife just took the remote. Rockets were up 22 -12 on the Blazers. And I know its the Blazers, so the game is likely to be brutal. but....

She was basically waiting until this stupid message board distracted me, before pouncing on the remote.

Do I let the remote incident slide, and continue on to the Jenna Jameson thread, or do I rightfully reclaim what is mine?

Also she stayed up with our infant son last night, while I slept peacefully
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Haha. You let it slide and catch the highlights on ESPN. She stayed up with the kid so give her a slight reward. You''ll get great sex outta the deal.

And for future reference....never let the remote out of you sight again or just get another remote. We have two but I will still take the remote if its let unattended for too long.

bigboi · Apr 13, 2007

swilkins said:

You need to handle this issue with care, my friend.

Trust me. I am on your side.

Here are a few observations.

1. She's pissed at something you did. The sooner you figure out what it is, the less likely this will happen later. Quick!!! Think of something that you may have done wrong. Go through your check list. Did you make sure that your masterbation schedule did not coincide with her monitoring schedule? This is very important.

2. She went for the remote. That's part of the male DNA. She knows that and is trying to alter your DNA with Gilmore Girls. Apparently there is something that this show provides that you lack. It might be in your best interest to kindly ask her if you could pause her show ever so shortly and DVR the Rockets. You stand to gain something about the female mind. This is gold and when properly understood, you can use it later. You must not in any way come off as being patronizing and must prove that you generally give a crap, otherwise this treasure will be lost. Many men have gone to their graves searching for what you might have in front of you. If you do learn something about this, you must share. Together we are stronger.

3. Could you already be on your way to losing what we have fought for thousands of years to maintain. This cannot happen for our sake. Man up!!! Tell that woman that she came from your rib and you will not stand for this outrageous display of domestic upheaval. Just make sure you eat her food first. There might be some fasting afterwards.

I hope this helps.
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You Sir are truly amazing

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