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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Apr 8, 2007.

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  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    OK, I asked two girls to Easter tomorrow.

    The problem is that the one I asked to the second power is remotely more attractive than the one to the first power. (although both are knockouts. hence, this thread...)

    However, and follow me on this, the first powers strengths and riches quite supercede the second powers abilities, or notions.

    And yet, I for some ungodforsaken reason, care for the second power girl more than the obviously stronger first powered girl.

    I have to let one down by 10 a.m.

    I could care less about y'alls opinions. Just let me know a good way to drop a girl on Easter, and yet, get back into their pants by next weekend.

    TIA

    (I'm going to screw myself on both of these, aren't I.)
     
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  2. SWTsig

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    ask them to easter? wtf does that mean? you taking them to mass?

    stop being a p***y.

    please.
     
  3. Isabel

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    I never thought of Easter church service as a pick-up occasion, or place to score a hot date. :eek: Just when you think you've seen everything...
     
  4. Franchise2001

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    Take the knockout with riches.. beauty fades, money gains interest
     
  5. Mr. Brightside

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    Take the money and run! Is this Ferrari girl we are talking about? You could hit the lotto by evening.
     
  6. percicles

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    When in doubt flip a coin.
     
  7. Fatty FatBastard

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    Ironically, the girl you speak of is the 2nd. one. I'm trying to let her down, but not really.

    If this makes any sense, I've already had some fun with the 2nd one. But the 1st one has always eluuded me. I've spoken of her before months ago.

    Women: Let this be a lesson to you. Regardless of how hot you are, we truly enjoy the chase.
     
  8. Fatty FatBastard

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    Just got off the phone with #2. And I don't know who #2 works for...

    I'm thinking I might've made a mistake.

    This is one of the rare occasions where a prefer an "8" who is a given over a "7" who isn't.

    I'm a sucker for strange, and I'm aware of it.

    Either way, I think it's a mistake.


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    Now if only I could go to bed.....
     
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  9. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Easter is prime dating season now?
     
  10. Jugdish

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    Duh, you have to go to church.
     
  11. FranchiseBlade

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    I'm not exactly sure what asking to someone to Easter means. Whether you ask them or not, they will arrive at easter on the same day as the rest of us, unless of course they are orthodox, and in that case, their date for easter is a different one.
     
  12. Wangdoodle

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    This is entirely NOT TRUE. I have never, in my entire life, EVER enjoyed "chasing" women.
     
  13. krnxsnoopy

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    Em.. if you were gonna play the game, you shouldn't have invited BOTH to Easter.

    And since when was Easter a time to spit your game? Lol... unless of course she's a religious chick who asked YOU to come with her, and you figured you might as well..

    If they are both knockouts as you say, you should keep it on the lo-lo (down low) and see what happens. :) :D
     
  14. ima_drummer2k

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    Oh, of COURSE they are...
     
  15. Rocketman95

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    Don't you know that whatever FFB posts is not only 100% accurate, it also applies to every single person in the entire world? Duh.
     
  16. Isabel

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    I kind of enjoy his 2 a.m. posts, myself. Makes for entertainment on slow weekend nights. ;)

    (FFB, just had to pick on you a little :D )
     
  17. Manny Ramirez

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    Ditto for me. I am glad that I don't have to worry about that **** now. Oh and Fatty may be onto something about picking up a chick at church on Easter Sunday. Yesterday, I saw so many people at my church that I told my family that a third of them will either never be seen by us again or will be seen again next Easter.

    For some reason, Easter (even more than Christmas) is the one Sunday that even atheists will come to church.
     
  18. rrj_gamz

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    so what happened...I need my daily dose of the dirt...
     
  19. ima_drummer2k

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    Give him some time. He's probably still making up a...er, uh...trying to remember the story.

    ;)
     
  20. Fatty FatBastard

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    Not a whole hell of a lot. I mass texted about 10 girls earlier. Got a few responses back. I'll probably lay low until Friday.
     

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