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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Zboy, Apr 7, 2007.

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...which one would you go with? (You can give your reason for your pick)

Last one is an experimental control (to see how much you care for Rockets).

Personally, I am going to go with the Rafer option. If that happens, it will open things up for our stars. Tmac and Yao would just dominate single coverage because no one would be able to leave Rafer open without paying dearly for it.

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I woulda go with "Only admin get to make poll" but its not on that list, so I gotta go with the obvious, topless power dancer.

#2 demon77, Apr 7, 2007
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demon77 said:

I woulda go with "Only admin get to make poll" but its not on that list, so I gotta go with the obvious, topless power dancer.
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Doh! You flunked the test!

Power Dancers option will have no impact on Rockets play on the court!

How selfish of you!

#3 Zboy, Apr 7, 2007
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Didnt vote for the power dancers being topless....since they would be during a TV timeout and i surely cant afford being at the game.

I think if JVG suddenly becomes an "offensive genius" in our eyes, that would probably mean we're dominating the series because i think our defense will atleast be half way decent

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Didnt vote for the power dancers being topless....since they would be during a TV timeout and i surely cant afford being at the game.
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Yeah but R2K would definately include it in his videos so you wouldnt miss it. He has had plenty of PDancers clips in the past during games.

You passed the test but only because you are slow!!!

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Funny poll. I went with Rafer. When T-Mac & Yao are getting theirs AND the shooters are hitting their 3s, this team is pretty much unstoppable. Look to the Miami game where D-Wade got hurt, for example.

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I read Rafer and 50% then i clicked so fast I didn;t read Topless power dancers. I want topless power dancers. Please

No seriously. I wish one would get in my van.

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rafer shooting 50% would be nice, but come on.

TOPLESS POWER DANCERS

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hahaha u horny pricks

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If Rafer took all the shots he normally takes and was hitting 50%, and we had normal production from everyone else, I not only like the Rockets over the Jazz, but I think they could push for a title. I can see boobs anytime, give me the Rox championship.

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If Rafer took all the shots he normally takes and was hitting 50%, and we had normal production from everyone else, I not only like the Rockets over the Jazz, but I think they could push for a title. I can see boobs anytime, give me the Rox championship.
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A True Rockets Fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rafer shooting at 50% clip

he is the only unstable factor in the starting 5 altough he is getting much better now than last year.

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so far, there's 11 horny little kids out there

I voted for JVG turning into an offensive genius, I think that'll help a lot more than rafer shooting at 50% .

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Get Rudy Gay back.

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Umm? Why would anyone want the other junk when you have topless powerdancers

#15 lastopsuburb, Apr 7, 2007
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Show me the b00bies

that is all.

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Lol, the last choice skews the results of this poll.

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I can watch p*rn and see more than topless dancers. So I went with Yao dunking and tearing everything apart. I want Yao to turn into Godzilla and obliterate everything. Rev. Jesse Jackson is gonna have to talk to the rest of the league when the playoffs end.

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Topless power dancer, no doubt.

Look, we had 2 champions already and pretty much hopeless for getting another one this year. However, topless PD will make the history of professional sports, actually, that will be just behind the ancient, all-naked-male-only Olympics in the sports history.

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Your wording of your poll makes baby jesus cry.

Saying TMAC not settling for Jumpshots and Yao tearing it up? Why not Yao not settling for LAYUPS/FADEAWAYS and TMAC tearing it up?

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