Big Country Reeves and Todd MacCullough--TMAC! (over/under on the # of big white centers who will be mentioned in this thread: 20 at least)
Funny. I dont think he was ever an actual officer, but he did get caught for impersonating one on multiple occasions. He must be crazy. I guess thats what happens when you play Olajuwon more times than any other center in the L.
To be fair, after Funderburke's rookie season, he suddenly found himself playing behind Mayce Webber III. I can't evaluate this question objectively, as Fundy was my second-favorite King of all time (behind Gerald F. Wallace), and Polynice is pond scum.
if we're gonna include ones that were actually solid for a good amount of time, i can go too (ok and some more crappy ones too) joe kleine bill curley david wood rony seikaly frank brickowski larry krystowiak tom chambers