is there anyway to grow more facial hair?

just wait a few years and you'll wonder why you ever wanted more.. i'd be perfectly happy if i had none. (and i dont' even have it bad at all.. i can shave every 3rd day and be fine, though every other would be smarter)

 

i've tried that approach. it's harder than it sounds.

 

I love having a beard. I shaved my head and constantly keep stubble. I bought a nice trimmer and will never shave again.

 

ENjoy it. Shavings a b****. If i don't shave in 3 days I look like a Terrorist.

 

Go see the oracle.

 

Shave every day no matter what.

 

How come you haven't shaved in over 4 months then? I'm reporting you to Homeland.

 

shave some genital pubes and stick them on your lips...or shave what you have constantly...

 

I second the 'genital pubes' option.. I think you should try it.

*Shrugs*

 

This girl once told me fresh semen makes your hair grow faster. You should try it.

 

Surrrrrrrre...we believe you...so how did it work out for you..err I mean this girl...

 

Xenochimera should definitely try that. I bet he'd love it.

 

I need to stop jizzing on the girl's chest...or do i?

 

What's depressing is when your facial hair turns grey and white. Then it looks like less, even when you have plenty. Same for your chest.

 

Seriously you can have mine. I'd die happy if I never had to shave again.

 

Sounds like one hairy chick... I'd probably stay away from her

 

you know i would normally get upset, but its true

i've been shaving since the summer of 8th grade, at first it was cool being the only guy in 9th grade with long burns and a stache but now that i am older and it grows faster it sucks having to get up every morning and place razor blades on my face when i am half-awake or risk looking like a mess

 

ask V-Span