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is there anyway to grow more facial hair?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xenochimera, Mar 31, 2007.

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  1. Xenochimera

    Xenochimera Member

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    hey guys i have realy light facial hair and i want more, any products or techniques i can use??
     
  2. percicles

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    Wait a few more years son and you'll hit puberty.
     
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    You can order fresh pubis from khazakstan and stick it on your face.
     
  4. BenignDMD

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    Get a transplant...top of your head to your chin and cheeks.........balls too if needed :cool:
     
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    Rogaine....
    Post pictures :p
     
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    make happy time with sexy lady on computer.
     
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    this is the first time im seeing someone want more facial hair
     
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    xenochimera, let me guess - you're Asian?
     
  10. Mr. Brightside

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    cut and paste?
     
  11. Invisible Fan

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    [​IMG]

    I think it comes in marker form too.
     
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    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    How long have you been letting it grow? Hair grows in waves, and some strands grow slower than others. It may just be a matter of time before that sparse molester mustache becomes a glorious muff of hair.
     
  14. russian88

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    Wait till ur older.
     
  15. mateo

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    Transplant it from your back
     
  16. Smokey

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    East.

    Definitely not South. Indians are hairy.
     
  17. Fatty FatBastard

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    Shave against the grain.

    It's the only way I've ever had a smooth shave, but I can now grow a full beard in roughly three weeks.
     
  18. FranchiseBlade

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    I'm afraid you will just have to be more manly. Start drinking rotgut, and live in the open air, camping out, and living off the land, preferably in the Mountains.

    I'm sure it will work.
     
  19. YaoYoYao

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    transplant some hair from "down there" :D :D
     
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    Stop being Chinese.
     

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