Talk about a victimless crime. Let the guy get his freak on I say. That is of course if the deer died of natural causes. If not, he should at least have a hunting license, and eat the thing afterward.
1. Hardcore Bucks Fan and Mavericks fan. 2. The Fox news reporter was most shocked when he discovered that the deer was a male. dead animal sex is bad, but gay dead animal sex is worse. 3. This deer jerky tastes like it has too much jerky in it. 4. What an idiot, everyone knows that bring the deer to the edge of a cliff so it pushes back. 5. What's most disturbing is, HOW THE HELL DID PEOPLE FIND OUT??? this isn't something you tell people or get caught doing. 6. How do you find someone having the intent to screw a dead horse if he hasn't done it yet? did they find an instant message conversation with the horse saying, "i'm going to gut you like a fish, and then screw you like one."? There isn't enough history between humans and dead horse sex to know if someone has the intent to have sex with it. Listen, If I pull my pants down and I have an erection and I'm standing over a dead horse, NO ONE would think that I would have sex with it. No one would know I had intent until I actually started doing it. 7. This guy thought Bambi's mom was a MILF. Maybe mothers that complain about disney cartoon females being too sexy have a point. Mmmm, Nala... 8. Buckkake
No this is a Spring thing. In the winter we cut them open and stuff our buddies in their carcasses, Empire Strikes Back style.
