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Man Gets Probation for Dead Deer Sex

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Mar 29, 2007.

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  1. swilkins

    swilkins Member

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    Wisconsin...

    Where men are men and dead deer get no peace.
     
  2. astrorockette

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    I was thinking the exact same thing...
     
  3. pirc1

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    If you can catch a live deer all the more power to you!
     
  4. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    Talk about a victimless crime. Let the guy get his freak on I say. :D

    That is of course if the deer died of natural causes. If not, he should at least have a hunting license, and eat the thing afterward.
     
  6. heypartner

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    is this how new STDs get started.
     
  7. hotballa

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    Sexually Transmitted Deer?
     
  8. AstroRocket

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    Of course. Hence the popular Wisconsin saying, "Dead Means No."
     
  9. thadeus

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    VENISON JERKY.
     
  10. pirc1

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    Was that good for you too deer? LOL
     
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    Yes, it is.
     
  12. pirc1

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    uuuum, ok.
     
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    nice... :D
     
  14. swilkins

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    That dead deer was so fat, I rolled over twice and was still on the b!tch.

    Signed,
    Dead Deer f#cker
     
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    1. Hardcore Bucks Fan and Mavericks fan.
    2. The Fox news reporter was most shocked when he discovered that the deer was a male. dead animal sex is bad, but gay dead animal sex is worse.
    3. This deer jerky tastes like it has too much jerky in it.
    4. What an idiot, everyone knows that bring the deer to the edge of a cliff so it pushes back.
    5. What's most disturbing is, HOW THE HELL DID PEOPLE FIND OUT??? this isn't something you tell people or get caught doing.
    6. How do you find someone having the intent to screw a dead horse if he hasn't done it yet? did they find an instant message conversation with the horse saying, "i'm going to gut you like a fish, and then screw you like one."? There isn't enough history between humans and dead horse sex to know if someone has the intent to have sex with it. Listen, If I pull my pants down and I have an erection and I'm standing over a dead horse, NO ONE would think that I would have sex with it. No one would know I had intent until I actually started doing it.
    7. This guy thought Bambi's mom was a MILF. Maybe mothers that complain about disney cartoon females being too sexy have a point. Mmmm, Nala...
    8. Buckkake
     
  16. francis 4 prez

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    i'm pretty sure he already...nevermind.
     
  17. Yonkers

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    You can't eat it without stuffing it first.
     
  18. Sishir Chang

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    No this is a Spring thing. In the winter we cut them open and stuff our buddies in their carcasses, Empire Strikes Back style. :p
     
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    This thread is f'n hilarious.

    How do you get off by fuc%ing a dead deer????? :confused: :confused:
     
  20. bladeage

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    don't knock it, til you try it.
     

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