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Yao: High five Earl

Earl: I can't reach that high

 

Yao : .......I wonder if I try to take a charge, Earl would just dribble the ball and HIMSELF between my legs......

 

Yao to self: careful careful don't step on him

 

"Game of Death" part 2

Kareem Abdul Jabbar and Bruce lee reversed roles being played by different actors

 

Earlboykins: IIITS GODZILLLLAA(japanese movie stylee)

 

i like this one.

 

"I always wondered what I would look like standing next to yao."

 

Earl the Lilliputian's ancestors had spun yarns of giant men from the Far East....Furthermore it was foretold that one day the Great Yao would come into the Associaton and make the Rockets "unbeatable".

"So the legend is true!" - Earl of Lilliputia

"Stay strong and fockassed young grasshopper..We could use a little sprite such as yourself" - Yao

 

Broke Back Mountain meets Jungle Fever.

Yao: Who's your daddy now?...Who's your daddy? Say it.
Earl: You are baby...you are.
Yao: Fo damn sho....now say it in Chinese.