I once knew of a shampoo that I liked and I told two friends and they told two friends and so on and so on.
A blonde and a brunette are standing in an elevator when a guy walks in. The guy gets out on the next floor and after the doors close, the brunette says, "He was pretty hot but he needs some head and shoulders." The blonde pauses for a second and turns to the brunette and says. "How do you give 'shoulders'?"
Oh man that is awesome LOL By the way if you haven't received some shoulder loving you don't know what your missing .... bwhahahaha
Its all about the conditioner. Unless you have dandruff, color, or thinning issues. You need a hair guy man. Also a bit of warning... You are about 2in from the world of the metro sexual. Ill give you a guide if you need it.
Aveda makes nice hair products, and Molton Brown stuff is good and smells.....well......manly for a pricey hair product. Chicks dig Lush though, and those hockey puck shampoos cost less than ten bucks a piece, and they last a LONG time.
Wal Mart's "Equate" shampoo is a good knock-off of Pantene. It does a good job, smells good, and is cheap.
Pocket is lighter... I stick to Pantene all in one shampoo and conditioner, I really hate messing with conditioners after shampooing.
Bob: Did you purchase anything overseas? David: Well, yeah. I mean, you know, just stuff I needed. You know, shampoo. Uh, baggies. I mean, you know, baggies for the shampoo. . .to put inside the shampoo. . .to put shampoo inside the baggies, you know so I could have it. . .with me, when I was out and about, you know, tr-travel and uh but tha-th-th-there anything else? No, that was it, just shampoo. Bob: All right, did you purchase any fruits or vegetables or perishables? David: Just shampoo. [pause] It's apple-scented, is why I said that. You know, cuz uh uh, does that count? I was wonderin', is an apple a fruit or a vegetable. That's one of the things I've always wanted to know [mumbles] bite into...seed roll...I don't know...with a-- Bob: That doesn't count, sir. David: Great. Shampoo. Bob: What? David: Uh. I just said "shampoo" because uh, it says that on your name tag. Bob: No it doesn't; my name is Keith. David: [points to the tag] No, no, it's, there it is. [Bob looks] David: Ha ha, caught you lookin'. That's a game. I win. Bob: Okay, so is this all your luggage. David: Uh, yeah? No. Wait, I mean, this is all I have. I don't know, sh-should I have more? I mean, you, what's goin' on here? You're askin' me a lot of questions here, you know. I mean, what is this? Some sort of shampoo court? I mean, I don't know. [to the rest of the line] I don't know if you're watchin' this but everybody's seeing this guy's shampooing me. [getting worked up] I mean, you know, last time I checked it was okay to travel around Europe and get as much shampoo as you wanted! You know, *what* happened to my shampoo rights?! Bob: It's okay, sir. It's all right. David: Don't try to shampoo a shampooer!!
