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[The Brushback] Yao Ming Kills Man To Prove Toughness To Jeff Van Gundy

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Bobblehead, Mar 21, 2007.

  1. MacGreat

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    You mean it is fake? :confused: :confused: :confused:
     
  2. agentkirb

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    Why a stabbing though? You'd think with Yao being Asian they could've said he Kung Fu'd them to death or something.
     
  3. therox3

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    You gotta kill more than one person to be considered tough in the pros these days.
     
  4. rocket3forlife2

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    I was dying laughing I found the article pretty funny.
     
  5. fifman

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    That's so funny. You guys pretend to believe this. And you have really done well....
     
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    I was wondering how he was allowed to play in yesterday's game after he killed a poor guy. :eek: Then you guys said it is not true. Yao still has not developed a killer instinct. What a pity!! :mad:
     
  7. fifman

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    Don't be so upset. Maybe he will "scowl a bit and punch his chest and throw a few elbows"... if JVG asks.
     
  8. bluepart

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    The article itself is not funny at all, the response in the thread is :D
     
  9. Supermac34

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    Wow - I really can't believe how gullible you guys are!
     
  11. dfoolz

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    this is rafers fault!!! :mad:
     
  12. declan32001

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    Not really. The heavyweights are waiting for the big game before they start swinging.
     
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    I thought that he killed SVG to impress JVG. :eek:
     
  14. tmac

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    This is bullcrap. Using a lethal weapon is soft. I heard from a guy who knows a guy that when Yao called Van Gundy, JVG actually told him it doesn't count unless he uses his bare hands.
     
  15. thedopefiend

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    sounds like the next southpark episoda!
     
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    lets be more realistic here ok?! Yao just killed a man and you think this is funny?!!
     
    #77 Riz, Mar 25, 2007
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    I heard Michael Langford was Tim Thomas' best friend.... ;)
     
  19. redeeming

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    When I got blocked by Nate Robinson, you thought I was soft; when I shot only twice in the 4th quarter, you thought I lacked that killer instinct - you're fooled. He took 72 stabs ... but you're not a fool, are you?

    I can stab!

    Just stab it!

    If Yao can stab a man more than 73 times repeatedly, I'm kissing your ass, right here!

    Try to f...ing enter my car!

    My knife better be strong enough to stab a man 72 times...... contact your local Zwilling Henckels dealer.
     
  20. peteaa

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    i think your all idiots.
     

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