JERRY: It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man. ELAINE: (Sarcastic) Oh. JERRY: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh.. shaving. ELAINE: Oh, that is such bologna. I shave my legs. KRAMER: (Making a point) Not everyday. Is it true that if you DON'T do it frequently enough you'll end up ejaculating in your sleep? I mean you're constantly producing sperm, and it's got to go somewhere right?
Sperm, if left alone, will be naturally degraded by the body, so no, you won't ever risk explosion. Little fun fact: Use water based lubrication, because oil based is harder to clean "out". Masterbation is probably the most fun thing you can do by yourself. Yes it is more fun than World of Warcraft.
dude, white people are the ones that taught me how to do it. you're missing out. for some reason, i really think you are serious about being ignorant of this. kind of sad, really.
From what I have read its something like 90% who admit to it. I have my doubts about the truthfulness of at least most of the 10% that claim not to. Am pretty sure there isn't much difference based on racial group either. But hey congrats on you massive "self respect" As for me and my good right hand...we will follow our biological imperative.
No kidding, some of these people are really crude. I wonder if there is something wrong with white people's DNA?
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It's true; didn't you guys ever have sex-ed in school? It's called a "wet dream". So, if you don't choke it, you're risking prostate cancer and jizzing all over yourself and your sheets whilst you sleep.
The 90% 10% thing is based on people who watch p*rn, not all males in general. That would be absurd. The reason i dont have many posts is because my old username stopped functioning. BTW, clutch, if you read this, i asked you like a hundred times to fix the problem, and you didnt even respond. Also if you jack off you risk molding your hand into the exact position. i guess jacking off is okay then if everyone is doin it.
According to Kinsey's 1948 and 1952 studies its 92% of men. Kinsey didn't select for p*rn watchers was the general population. If you think masturbating is wrong or evil or something reserved for oversexed white people. Then far be it from me to burst your bubble. It's good to be proud of something I guess. But if you are trying to win support for your "masturbating is not ok" position...you may have trouble finding much support here in a place with Hot Chick of the Day threads popping up 3x a week.
Why haven't you ****ed Myra yet? Well we can't because of Pillow Pants. What the ****'s Pillow Pants? Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her p***y. Pillow Pants is her p***y troll? Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a p***y troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex? ...Sure. Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex. And Myra told you this? Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend. Have you and Myra even kissed yet? We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend. Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it? Women.
Im with that guy that has never done it. I get so much action from girls that Ive never had to do it. Im a player like that. So, people actually are away from girls long enough where they have to do it? And what percentage of middle easterners usually have to do it?
