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Bathrooms at work

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BigSherv, Mar 15, 2007.

  1. BigSherv

    BigSherv Contributing Member

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    Poop story

    Man I hate the men I work with. Today I went into one of the stalls and there was poop on the actual seat. Not an entire turd but some actual splattered poop. It was on the seat and all under the rim and crap. How the hell do you do this and how the hell do you walk away and not clean it up?

    I mean we have autoflush but how many of you guys actually just zip up your pants without looking back to see if the snake went down the hole?

    I would so put up a sign but I know HR would tear me a new one.

    "You colon problems should not be mine. Flush the damn toilets you nasty b*stard."
     
  2. Faos

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    I love the people at work who pick their nose at the urinals and wipe it on the wall. Worse is when they do it at the toilet...with toilet paper at their disposal...and still wipe it on the wall.
     
  3. BenignDMD

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    gross.
     
  4. Elle Woods

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    Sounds like the bathrooms where I work! Last week I walk into one to find the toilet full of $hitty water. It's an autoflush toilet so if it doesn't flush then wtf do people just not push the little button to make it flush?! :mad: So then I go into another batheroom only to find pee all over the seat and the floor, niiice. How hard is it to get the pee to actually go inside the toilet?! :rolleyes: And seriously, wtf is up with the bogger wall wipers?! Bunch of savages in this town!
     
  5. BigSherv

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    At the old office there were boogers on the wall and door as well :mad:


     
  6. Elle Woods

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    Eww...
     
  7. finalsbound

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    Ok...bathrooms...are just gross.

    All bathrooms are nasty, some just have cleaning people come in more often.
     
  8. Wangdoodle

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    I've seen this before, too. What human being picks their nose and then wipes it on the wall?!?

    I bet some of the guys on this bbs do it.
     
  9. MadMax

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    do you guys work in prison, or what? that's freaking gross.
     
  10. bladeage

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    It always surprises me where you find boogers at work. On walls, on the side of monitors, on carpets, on armrests. And yet somehow everyone has a box of kleenex on their desk. Its amazing really.
     
  11. BigSherv

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    boogers are everywhere. I wear a sars mask to make sure i don't inhale any!

    [​IMG]
     
  12. bnb

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    No kidding!

    Are you guys serious?? I guess I should appreciate the people around my work for not being such freaking lowlifes....
     
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    Sadly I work at a very professional company. I just think the old men have IBS or other colon issues plus they are old and cant' see that they have defecated everywhere.


     
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    the place I worked at had a power outage and the pumps run on electric to flush the toilets..

    all I can say is nasty..

    I mean I dont know about you but I think if I was the 12th guy that needed to take a dump I would not go on the same place the other 11 people before me did.

    oohh you sh*t on top of sh*t
     
  17. Lil Pun

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    I remember going into a family restroom at the mall and seeing blood on the toilet seat. :(
     
  18. Two Sandwiches

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    I am lucky enough to work at a grocery store that takes very good care of their bathrooms. There's one "handicap stall" in there that I swear to God, I've made my own over the past year and a half, if you know what I mean.

    That place is like a second home to me.
     
  19. BigSherv

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    I try not to destroy things so the nice lady who cleans our office has an easier time.


     
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    That's a special kind of place. You should hang up pictures.
     

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