dude over the past week I keep winning the lottery in the UK. Nevermind the fact that I live in california and never even been to the UK. But I get an email everyday notifying me of my unprecedented luck. But over the past week I have won nearly everyday with sums up to 750k pounds!!! At this rate i will soon be able to have more money than Les Alexander and buy the rockets franchise myself HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! rich monies all mine!!
We are all envious of you. Soon, I'll be richer than you, since I keep getting emails from a dude in Africa who says he will transfer me money for someone who died who doesn't have an account over there for the money. Muahahahaha... RICHER THAN YOU! This dude sounds legit. He even speaks speaks perfect english! Pretty soon I will have the designation of "top contributing member" .
It must be raining luck. I JUST got an email from one of our boys in Iraq! He told me that they found some of Saddam's GOLD valued at millionions! That's MILLIONS OF ONIONS! It's weird that they use vegatables as currency in Iraq. I'm not sure how that translates into cash money, but it's gotta be a few thousand dollars. I sent Joe my bank account info. I'll let you know as soon as he makes the deposit! If it's enough- Rox tix on me for everyone!
being rich is great and all, but i get multiple e-mails everyday from girls all around the world who want to chat with me and visit their personal website. better yet, sometimes they want me to watch them on their home webcam! and i don't even know how they got my e-mail address?! i'm such a pimp
Geez, all of you are getting rich. In the meantime, all my bank accounts keep screwing up and I have to keep logging in to let them know it's ok. It's a good thing I get these email notices, I didn't even know some of the accounts I had! Oh yeah, I guess my girlfriend has been talking to someone too much, because I keep getting deals on 'enlargement' medication.
I'm going to be rich by next year after I invested all my money on this stock. Good thing I was he notified me before tomorrow. It's going to be increase it's profits 500%! Got my family and friends going on with this as well, who else wants to get rich with us?
Well, just let me know if you need cheap prescription medication or great software discounts. I get a few of those emails and I'd be happy to pass them along.
I know what you mean, man. Some females just aren't happy with 12". They want MORE... and more... and more... WangDoodle, do you have yearly subscriptions?
