Good thing that we got rid of internet at home - my wife would probably take umbrage with you, thegary, in calling me "sugar" (as a matter of fact she would be more offended by it than me ).
sex /sɛks/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[seks] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun 1. either the male or female division of a species, esp. as differentiated with reference to the reproductive functions. 2. the sum of the structural and functional differences by which the male and female are distinguished, or the phenomena or behavior dependent on these differences. 3. the instinct or attraction drawing one sex toward another, or its manifestation in life and conduct. 4. coitus. 5. genitalia. –verb (used with object) 6. to ascertain the sex of, esp. of newly-hatched chicks. —Verb phrase 7. sex up, Informal. a. to arouse sexually: The only intent of that show was to sex up the audience. b. to increase the appeal of; to make more interesting, attractive, or exciting: We've decided to sex up the movie with some battle scenes. —Idiom 8. to have sex, to engage in sexual intercourse. [Origin: 1350–1400; ME < L sexus, perh. akin to secāre to divide (see section)] Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.
That woman looks just like my 12th grade government teacher, who I think was, out of everyone I ever had, the teacher I disliked the most. She couldn't even spell "fire" right. She once wrote "frire" on the board instead.
Ok, so you have to have sex with one, either 'classic mermaid'- bottom half fish, top half human or 'inverted mermaid' top half fish, bottom half human. Go!
Futurama taught me that you can't sex a classic mermaid. Inverted mermaid might ruin any romantic notions of half-bestiality, but at least you can eat both halves.
