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[HUMOR] How to Pay A Bill When Angry

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Mar 2, 2007.

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  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    How to pay a bill when angry...

    Some NSFW language on photo of check (click for large):
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    Yes, I can hear you now, Randall. You're my hero. :D
     
  2. JaWindex

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    I'm sorry to ask, but what does that come out to?

    /Feels dumb
     
  3. macalu

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    Ha ha!


    you are NOT smarter than a calculus student.
     
  4. swilkins

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    That's pretty damn funny.
     
  5. ima_drummer2k

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    I used to write smart ass comments on my checks all the time (back when I actually USED checks) but I don't think anyone sees them. They go through machines and the people keying them in go so fast, they don't have time to look at the 'memo' section.

    Still funny as hell though.
     
  6. pirc1

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    Would they charge you extra for figuring out how much was written for that expression? My calculus is really really rusty, I probably have to dig up the book to find out how much it is.
     
  7. JuanValdez

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    When I was in college, I used to write, "You're not God" in the memo line when I was paying bills. Now, I'm a corporate stooge.
     
  8. Mori

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    e^(i*pi) = -1, the summation equals 1. So it's just the two tenths of a cent. :D I somehow doubt anyone who would handle that manually would know what it is.
     
  9. Dr of Dunk

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    ROFL. Ok, as if there were some doubt, I know I'm a geek because I'm laughing my butt off after seeing that check. wow. LOLOL!
     
  10. RocketFire

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    I am just guessing that the guy wrote this check because of this:

    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Gp0HyxQv97Q"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Gp0HyxQv97Q" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
     
  11. bladeage

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    i thought it equaled 0. i wonder if verizon tried to deposit it.
     
  12. The Ming Dynasty

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    A friend of mine used to make his checks out to Cocks Cable instead of the traditional Cox Cable since he hated them so much. Said they never sent it back and cashed every one of them. :D
     
  13. Lil Pun

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    That was pretty funny. :D
     
  14. Aceshigh7

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    Lol. Would serve this guy right if they ran the check through and debited his account some large sum and say "That's what your check says according to our method of calculation." That would teach him to be a smart ass.
     
  15. Hayes44

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    I don't think that's right about e^pi.
     
  16. francis 4 prez

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    e^(i*pi) is definitely -1. so it comes out to .2 cents.


    and i don't think i've ever written any smart-ass comment in the memo section, but every time i think of doing it i think of that "you're not God" scene from Cheers.
     
  17. Hayes44

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    Wow, I feel dumb. I had to look that up. I totally forgot about Euler and all that. My bad.
     
  18. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    The best part is that this guy is in 5th grade.
     
  19. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    HAHAHAHA LMAO :D
     
  20. armyman789

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    HOLY CRAP THATS CALCULUS **** i take that next year. :eek:
     

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