Ok guys just left baytown and stopped at the Specs at Wallisville and the Beltway Eastside of town. On my way to see the Donkey Show in Nuevo Laredo Mexico with my friend. Been wanting to do this for a while, actually people at work have been seeing I've been giddy every since the idea came up. I know i know mexico is dangerous but **** it. Can't be a p***y in life right. The deal is that my best friend is going to fire academy in Laredo so were takin most of them to see it and let them hook up with some hookers. Were gonna make a pitstop at the Shiner Brewery for a tour and to catch a nice buzz. The ladies there know us pretty good by now. I'm on blackberry and will give updates so bear with me with spelling and grammar and let me know if you have ne questions.
I have no idea what he's talking about, but I agree. Hopefully this will come close to the other guy who was washed naked by a guy w/ sandpaper then gets a happy ending massage from a hot masseuse. (Sorry, don't remember who atm)
It's a sideshow at "Boys Town, Mexico". To quote Clerks 2. Interspecies erotica at its best. Chick vs. Donkey.
When you hit Boys Town, be sure & go to Cowboys. Progresso & Acuna are far superior to Nuevo Laredo. Be safe, NL is a very dangerous place these days.
What's cowboys? Need some info on this part. I've read all there is to read on the net and there not much to read
So...umm.... I'm sure many people have their idea of what it means to be a p***y, but... Personally, I think the idea of a drunken road trip across the border to Nuevo Laredo to pick up some hookers and watch a donkey show.... .... .. ya see, that just doesn't sound like a good idea to me.
I have never understood why people would wanna see that..... you'll probably just end up feelin like the stock guy on 40 yr virgin....feelin sorry for the girl and the donkey....
Note that were takin a taxi across an to boys town and that's probably the part that makes me the most nervous. Good thing is that I know decent spanish and the guy I'm goin with is a cop so it should be alright
Then most of us that haven't gone are... aren't we...? Classy! What, you're BFF with them, or what? I guess now if I have a blackberry, I can misspell things, can't I? That's like the "with all due respect" scene in Talladega... Hello, there, dudes that are reading this on Hicklander's BLACKBERRY!
Only the greatest bar in Boys Town. I haven't been to NL in over a decade, but if it's still there, the cabbie will know where it is. Trust me on this.
I don't mean to be a prude but should we be having threads about how we're going to get drunk, go see an animal violate a woman and get hookers? Shouldn't this be in the "Confession Time" thread? Then again this might not be as controversial as saying you're sick of the 80's.
Dude. Being able to say Taco Bell, Taco Cabana, "a margarita, por favor", and "una cerveza por favor" is NOT decent spanish... now, "¿Por kay arrestar me, damn Federales?" might be...
