OK, joke time. This is not meant as a "call out" or to display any hatred towards these two I was just reading threads this AM and noticed an interesting relationship between two extreme bbs personas. You have heyp who is smitten and wont stop starting threads about good sex. You have Fatty who is getting old and trying to hook up with chicks from Myspace and, apprently, bombed out with sex recently. They seem perfect for a buddy cop movie or something. So how would you finish the opening line of the joke? Or do you not because all of this is stupid? My self-esteem hinges on the response!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyp and Fatty walk into a bar... must be idiots for walking into it, should watch wehre they're going next time.
Sorry rimbaud your self-esteem is shot if you're thinking about fictitious adventures for two other CF.net posters.
My months months of "turn the other cheek" aikido is more macho than your decades of sissy judo training. I challenge you to a hexogonal cage death match. Defensive? I am not being defensive!
^ Man my CF.net dance card is really filling up. As I've said before all other grudge match kumites have to wait until I take out SamFisher. Yeah Sam.. that's right you thought I forgot didn't you...
Well everyone else challenging you is the very reason I challeneged you. I am just trying to fit in...be one of the guys. Be cool. It's OK Sishir, I don't want to fight you. I am a a pacifist, anyway. How about we have a ten-story-building-design-caged-deathmatch? I can architect the floor with you, chump!
funny you post this thread. I just got invited to a happy hour for international Woman's Day next Thursday at Yao Ming's restaurant/bar no less Maybe Fatty could meet me at the bar and we'll give this "walk into a bar" idea a try....and report back. My guess is Fatty will meet someone and go back to her place but wake up at a friend's hottub not remembering anything.
Jim walking into a bar with heypartner is a scenario that would NEVER happen. Now if the two of them were walking into the courthouse together or a jail cell together, then yes that scenario COULD happen. So, rimbaud, I think you need to change your thread title.
Hopefully the hot tub isn't filled with ice and his kidneys are still intact... but given Fatty's luck with senior rings and traffic tickets, anything could happen.
HeyP and Fatty walk into a bar. Before they order a drink, they go to the restroom. They stand at adjoining urinals. "Man", says HeyP, "this urinal cake sure is hard". Fatty replies "what urinal cake?".
...without his Texas Tech Red Raiders school ring.....then he'll hop online at 4am and tell us about it.
