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You know what is better than Sex?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Feb 19, 2007.

  1. astrorockette

    astrorockette Member

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    Uh huh. I think Ameachi would be very appreciative of your rainbow... :p Liking pink is not generic for a girl. Ok it is but I hated pink for the longest.

    Maybe guys are just easily distracted. :D
     
  2. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    what?

    uh?


    well, back to topic...yes there is a reason why the color of pink distracts us. back to cooking meat....Texans love a pink center.

    they all do. the Texan girls do, too. and they flaunt it!

    do You know what is better than Sex?

    A hottie Texas girl who gets on the floor in your kitchen, it front of 20 people, to bow at your brisket....at your feet.

    you can't beat that!
     
  3. moestavern19

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    Oh yeah? I bet I could beat your meat!





    wait...
     
  4. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    what?

    you did read what rockette said about Ameachi ,...no?
     
  5. moestavern19

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    John would get down on his knees in front of your meat i'm sure.
     
  6. Rockets2K

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    you know you got it going good when both sides of your family try to get you to attend their holiday functions so you can smoke meat.


    hmmm...Behad must be busy, him not posting in one of your "wtf, I'm bored" thread, and about smoking meat no less.


    btw...I thought you considered hangout the b*stard child of the bbs.. wtf is up with that? :p
     
  7. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    the GARM is the best...I think the hangout is for lurkers who must post. They are lurkers in the GARM, but not here.

    so, Rockets2K, when is the last time you started a "wtf i'm bored" post in the GARM?

    yeah...like i said to DaDakota's sharp knife about not contributing to the Clutch ....

    my Lord!

    wtf am I doing here.
     
  8. Rockets2K

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    hmmm, good question

    have I EVER started one? :confused:

    last one that might be interpreted as a "wtf thread" would be a poll about Uniform preferences. http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=78839 from April 16 2004 but it didnt garner any replies, the last one before that was http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=8943 Feb 5 2001

    missed that since Ive trained myself to not read Dak's stuff anymore...I see the nick, adn can automatically fill in what he is saying without reading.....someone be sure to let me know if he actually says anything new.



    hmmm....Im viciously offtopic so in deference to that

    I refer red oak with some pecan wood (at about a 5:1 ratio) and use a custom rub made from lemon pepper, garlic, onion, and a slight dash of seasoned salt and a little brown sugar.
    and cook it at around 225 for an hour(or so) per pound


    there!

    ontopic once again ;)
     
  9. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    that's cool

    but I'm more interested in you, Behad, Pole, Rocketman Tex and codell telling me what you think in the GARM. rimbaud does! and Dr of Dunk does...why can't you?
     
  10. AstroRocket

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    Hey, my mom's the one that found this place for me back in 97 (I would later register with the truly sh*tty name, "Astro the Rocket." Thank god everything got redone after the lockout). She never registered, but she reads some of the news and local events threads here from time to time. This is one of her favored "Houston boards."

    That I am truly the shiznit. Don't get it twisted.
     
  11. astrorockette

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    And here I thought I slipped that in unnoticed...
     
  12. Rockets2K

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    the noise level makes my head hurt

    rimbaud can do it cause he is insane

    and Dunk is just a masochist

    I can tell you my opinions would not be popular in there right now.

    I NEED to go to a game this year.
    andymoon has been kind enough to call me when he hears of a ticket, but the times didnt align.
    jmwilliamson was kind enough to offer one up, it isnt looking good for that one either.

    haev you gone down to hang with the Rowdies yet? I really want to.

    oh well....still got another 20 gams or so.
     
  13. Rockets2K

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    UNLIKELY

    :D

    we dont get many spunky girls in here, so there aint much you are gonna post that will go unnoticed.
     
  14. astrorockette

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    I'm spunky? Thats supercool! True, true. I never manage to just sneak in. :D
     
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    just so y'all know, dsnow23 smokes a lovely butt.













    he's also right about briskets: i too have smoked the worst and the best briskets i've ever eaten.
     
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    a good night sleep after being super tired IS better than sex :cool:
     
  17. TECH

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    Like warm apple pie? :D
     
  18. heypartner

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    Rockets2K,

    I took my goddaughter to the Dallas game.

    but...dude

    pick a game. Let's go when Yao comes back and krosfyah will get us down to his rowdiness section.


    Rockets2K beat me to the punch.

    there ain't anything you say here that we won't notice....miss pink signature girl.

    a friend of mine once said....everyone has a super power...you just have to know what it is.

    i think that might be a new WFT thread for me....
     
  19. astrorockette

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    YOu guys should work for the CIA or FBI or something. Y'all don't miss anything.
     
  20. Rockets2K

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    he's a sharp one that one is....ya gotta keep your eye on him every second. ;)

    crispeeeee

    Ill check the schedule, to coincide with my schedule the game must :

    1) Not be on a Friday
    2) Not be around the last of the month (on constant call for eom barge gauging)
    3) Not be during the weekend Im slated to be at the state bowling tourney (still tbd, early april afaikatt)

    Proposal:

    All weird off the wall threads should have the tag [WFT] :D
     

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