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You know what is better than Sex?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Feb 19, 2007.

  1. Sishir Chang

    Sishir Chang Member

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    Sex is like pizza because:
    - its better when its hot but if hungry enough you'll have it cold.
    - the term "gooey" is used to describe both.
    - they both go well with beer.
    - you can have both with a variety of toppings.
    - some like it thin and some like it deep.
    - is best when enjoyed with someone else.
    - men think about both a lot.
    -if you're not careful you could get sick from either.
     
  2. rrj_gamz

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    What, after that long of a dry spell...dude, there should be no question...

    I cook my brisket on the grill and then cook it the rest of the time in the oven...Tender sweetness...I always rub my meat the night before... ;)
     
  3. Buck Turgidson

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    It is a pretty awesome feeling when you can create something that people just rave about, isn't it?

    I'll prolly catch hell for this, but brisket just isn't that hard to do:

    Choose good meat, regulate the heat, drink beer, check the time, turn it over, know what a done one feels like when you poke it. (so maybe brisket *is* a lot like sex).

    Want a challenge? Whole hog, cabrito, venison hindquarter, slab of salmon - that's a challenge. Hell, a turkey's just about less forgiving than a brisket.

    [/blasphemy]
     
  4. rezdawg

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    Are we talking about sex with a condom or without a condom? Big difference.

    Many things are better than sex with a condom. I'd almost rather not have sex. Sex without it is a completely different story.
     
  5. astrorockette

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    Hmmm.....food better than sex? I could see that but it'd either have to be insanely great food or insanely bad sex.
     
  6. heypartner

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    i just want to say that my whole clutchfans world go turned around when 'rockette' showed up AND you said your mom reads the bbs.too.

    hey 'rockette"

    insanely good?
    tell us what that means.
     
  7. astrorockette

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    Glad I could light up someones life. Insanely good means like to die for good. Like so awesome I can't imagine what could top it. Of course that doesn't happen often.....least not with food anyway.
     
  8. moestavern19

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    ****. I need a squeegie for my monitor now. Diet Dr Pepper everywhere.
     
  9. heypartner

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    it must be tough being a rockette on this bbs.

    what?

    did you read this AstroRocket.
     
  10. astrorockette

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    Oh hush. You know i meant food isn't better than sex very often. Unless it's Frenchy's Chicken. Then sex is completly useless because I'd rather be tearing into an 8 piece. :D
     
  11. moestavern19

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    Better ease up on that or you'll be squeezing into a 1 piece.


    so what have us chickenbutts learned...

    Brisket is better than sex with astrorockette?
     
  12. heypartner

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    and licking your fingers afterwards. right?
     
  13. astrorockette

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    Lol. No. Thats what sinks are for. :D
     
  14. heypartner

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    so do you realize that you are the only poster with a signature in pink.
     
  15. Manny Ramirez

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    Brilliant post!
     
  16. astrorockette

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    Yes. I like pink since I'm a girl and all. Is that distracting or something?
     
  17. moestavern19

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    Sex is like pizza because its cheesy when you see it, hot when you get it, messy when you're done.
     
  18. moestavern19

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    no, it just sucks and its generic for a girl to like pink.


    My signature on the other hand is like a peacock that just took a rainbow **** into a cournicopia of awesomness.
     
  19. heypartner

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    yes...all girls are distracting.

    all of them! especially the ones who wear pink.
     
  20. heypartner

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    yes, so let's just leave it at that. you are a peacock.
     

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