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How do you measure compatibility?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Feb 18, 2007.

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    I'm talking about sex. In bed, compatibility. Pretty much all girls know what I mean when I say you have to try to figure out if you're compatible before you do it. To most guys this is an irrelevant topic/idea...."what? it's sex. I'll take that!"

    My question is what's the tell for you....the "tell" that you can extrapolate into wonderment.

    Here's two for the discussion:

    Kissing or Dancing. Which one is a better "tell?"
     
  2. Behad

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    Sounds like HeyP is trying to make the jump from "smitten" to "satisfied".


    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    HeyP wants to get laid
    But will she let you?
     
  3. AstroRocket

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    Given this choice, I guess I'm gonna have to go with kissing. 'rockette can NOT dance at all.
     
  4. heypartner

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    Behad is too freaking smart. Can you draw me up some Xs and Os. like maybe

    xoxo.....X!
     
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    I'm inclined to agree. I can't dance but I can kiss! Kissing all the way. You can dance with anybody but you only feel a true spark when you kiss.
     
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    someone keeps dropping Estrogen Bombs all over the hangout lately.
     
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    That's my bad. I haven't been keeping up with my share of the universal man regimen of burping, spitting, scratching, and drywall hammering.
     
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    Quick, go into the Britney Spears and/or Jessica Alba thread and post "I would still hit" and add any other witty diatribe you see fit.
     
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    For realz...I wonder where Isabel is...she's losing her title!!
     
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    It's addictive.
     
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    eharmoney.com
     
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    if he has a penis, i assume our parts fit. compatable!!!
     
  14. Jeff

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    If you pull out the handcuffs and she doesn't run, you're compatible.

    Wait...what?
     
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    [​IMG]


    :D:D
     
  16. arkoe

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    I have so many comments on this that I don't know where to start.
     
  17. Lil Pun

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    This made me LOL! :D

    Seriously though, how can you tell if a person is good in bed any other way than having them in bed or simply asking them the habits they have in bed? I have been with girls that are great kissers and/or dancers that were just plain in bed. I have also been with girls that were terrible kissers and/or dancers that are absolute champions in the sack.

    For me, I go by the frequently quoted rule that a man likes a woman that is a lady in the street but a freak in the bed. If a girl has that quality we're definitely compatible.

    I know what you mean though when referring to girls. I have heard a lot of different things on how they see compatibility.
     
  18. Jeff

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    It's actually a really valid question. Trial and error may be the only way to figure it out. That can be tricky...and messy...and complicated. Maybe someone needs to build ratemysex.com and have former partners rate how good you are so you can prove it.

    Hmmm...on second thought.
     
  19. heypartner

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    right!

    what?


    Jeff is all on top of this.
     
  20. heypartner

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    I so don't know what i mean....but you gave me a start for sure....
     

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