I'll have a scotch on the rocks. Any scotch will do as long as it's not a blend of course. Single malt Glenlivet, Glenfiddich perhaps maybe a Glen... any Glen. And roofie cocktails.
True story: When I was a freshman in college, I decided to do a "beer collage" in my apt. The problem was that I forgot to rinse the cans out first. I ended up with a pretty cool 700 beer wall above my entertainment center, and about 2,000 gnats. Be careful what you decide...
