[Sex] If a woman asks you...

Ask her the same question. It's nobody's business but your own, honestly.

If you want to get lippy, tell her "Right now? One."

 

Since mine's not all that high, I tell the truth. Then I tell her how many my ex slept with.

 

You look her straight in the eye and say "your the only one."

 

You tell her it doesn't matter cuz she's the best. Trust me its much better than answering and telling us "um, like 20." Then you flip it and ask her.

 

I'll say.. well I never actually "SLEPT."

 

Nowadays I give out a higher number first just to see how they react, and to make my real score seem lower and more respectable in comparison.

My ex still thinks she was my first. I really regret not being honest with her about it and will probably never fess up.

 

I wouldn't fess up if I were you. It might be hazardous.

 

How many (the ex)?

 

My girlfriend and I agreed not to discuss our previous sexual experiences before we even got together. We both know that we've been with other people and that's all that matters.

 

Look her straight in the eye and tell her "Math was never my best subject when I was in school. Physical Education was".

Then **** your eyebrows, smile and order another martini.

 

Me and my girl already had this discussion. I told her she told me. No big deal.

 

No matter what answer you give her, it'll be the wrong answer.

You say one, she thinks you're lying. If she don't think you're lying, she thinks you're a n00b.

You say 5, she thinks you're lying. If she don't think you're lying, she thinks you're a manwhore

You say 20, she thinks you're lying. If she don't think you're lying, she thinks she'd want you tested before y'all bump uglies.

Of course, this is all based on the assumption you haven't had sex w/ this girl yet.

 

Except if that answer is zero.

 

hahah you're telling me if a guy tells you zero, you'd believe him?

 

Well I certainly respect a man for waiting for the girl who he wants to be with for the rest of his life...as I would think a guy could respect that from a girl too. Just preference I guess...and no, I wasn't lied to.

 

Answer the truth. "ARE YOU... CHICKEN... McFly?"

Can you really prove that they're lying? NO. Why you people make such a big deal out of this really boggles my mind. If someone asks you a question, answer it.

 

I guess it just depends on who it is. But for some reason, whenever I tell people that I'm a virgin I get the faces...which is kinda sad really...

 

multiply your answer by 5 and walk away like you don't need her... then she'll come running after you..

 

I had one girl ask me this after knowing her for a few days. Not only was I immediately put off by it, I was stuck in the same situation about do I tell her the truth and risk scaring her off or lie and start off what could be a long term thing by lying. Then of course she gets mad because I didn't want to know about her. To me, ignorance is bliss on this sorta stuff. Needless to say, this relationship didn't last very long.