mine said "You long to see the pyramids of Egypt." i actually kept it because it was the most ridiculous one i've ever seen.
I once got a handwritten one that said HELP! I'M A PRISONER IN A CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE FACTORY!!! Actually that's one of my Dad's OLD jokes!!
Funny, my buddies always say "...in BED!" I've been waiting on one where that doesn't work so I can tell them to STFU, but those dangblasted sweetcakes are so perfectly ambiguous...
A few years ago: Enjoy today for tomorrow may be your last. I was like, wtf? And so after that day I was jogging for a fundraiser, bent down to pick a pebble out of my shoe and found out that had I ran during the time I bent down, a big ass branch would've hit my head in the area I would've been. EAT IT FORTUNE!
