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Good God, This is SO brilliant

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by rday, Feb 12, 2007.

  1. rday

    rday Member

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    I checked this out on realgm, it works:

    Houston Trade Breakdown
    Outgoing
    Juwan Howard
    6-9 PF from Michigan
    9.9 ppg, 6.2 rpg, 1.6 apg in 27.2 minutes
    Rafer Alston
    6-2 PG from Frenso State
    13.4 ppg, 3.3 rpg, 5.3 apg in 36.5 minutes
    Bob Sura
    6-5 from Florida State
    No games yet played in 2006/07
    Incoming
    Dirk Nowitzki
    7-0 PF from Germany (Foreign)
    25.0 ppg, 9.4 rpg, 3.2 apg in 36.4 minutes
    Change in team outlook: +1.7 ppg, -0.1 rpg, and -3.7 apg.


    Dallas Trade Breakdown
    Outgoing
    Dirk Nowitzki
    7-0 PF from Germany (Foreign)
    25.0 ppg, 9.4 rpg, 3.2 apg in 36.4 minutes
    Incoming
    Juwan Howard
    6-9 PF from Michigan
    9.9 ppg, 6.2 rpg, 1.6 apg in 27.2 minutes
    Rafer Alston
    6-2 PG from Frenso State
    13.4 ppg, 3.3 rpg, 5.3 apg in 36.5 minutes
    Bob Sura
    6-5 from Florida State
    No games yet played in 2006/07
    Change in team outlook: -1.7 ppg, +0.1 rpg, and +3.7 apg.


    Why Houston would do this: It's a tough call, but I think we might go for this if Dallas offered. We'd have to give up Howards above the rim acrobatics, Rafer's incredible shooting, and Sura's uncanny ability to hold down that chair behind the bench. We'd also have to deal with Dirk sticking his tongue out of his mouth and making the ugliest face in the world when he gets fired up.

    Why Dallas would do this: See second sentence in the last paragraph.

    If Houston needs help in the front office I can start work tomorrow.
     
  2. AroundTheWorld

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    Trade accepted, user booted :p.
     
  3. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    I got re-rookie-ized for "Bonzi Wells at asian spa on 290". They are gonna noose you up in no time. If you are poking fun at all the crazy trade threads people shoot up then kudos to you. Kamikaze style posting...
     
  4. King of 40 Acres

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    good god you're such and attention w****.

    worst thread ever... seriously-find something better to do with your life than make preposterous trade ideas and post them here.
     
  5. Matchman

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    Sorry, I would NOT do this trade because we give away our starting power forward and our starting point guard for a seven-footer who cannot rebound nor block shots. All Dirk does is camp outside the paint shooting fade-aways :rolleyes:
     
  6. rday

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    1. So are you
    2. I gave it 5 stars
    3. I swear that my idea is better than the Steven Hunter idea
     
  7. codell

    codell Member

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    MacBeth? :confused:
     
  8. LCII

    LCII Member

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    I dont know what to say...
     
  9. JaWindex

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    Dirk has averaged 8.6 rebounds/game over his career.
     
  10. drpepper

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    how about, Lock it up!!
     
  11. shaggylambda

    shaggylambda Member

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    In before the lock.
     
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    CD get it donE!!!!!

    I bet Mark Cuban is DIIIIIIEEEEING to have Sura sitting by him every game.
     
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