When You Go, What Do You Want Done With Your Body

cremated. i just had it done to my father. back to the earth...

 

i want my body to be sex0red. cuz my body is a wonderland.

 

I want that chick from Clerks to come and give me a last ride to heaven...

 

What happened to the ashes? You really DID throw them in the earth? Seems like... uh, I don't know... you could have just thrown them away ANYWHERE...

I can't vote in this. I just can't.

 

Sounds good to me.

 

Taxidermied.

 

Either creamated or made into one of those Body Worlds exhibits.

 

Buried, but after I die they can have any of the good organs that someone can use.

 

Donated to Science

There's a great book I read last year about this subject - STIFF by Mary Roach. It talks about the various uses of bodies donated to science from being crash test dummies to decomposition studies to being in a body worlds type exibit. It's a very good read.

 

i will be spreading the ashes at one of my father's favorite fishing spots this summer.

 

Just curious. Is that legal?

 

yep...

 

is should tell my family or something. definitely science. why wouldn't i want people to use my now-useless organs to learn something for the future?

 

That's what I did with my Grandmother.....

 

Cool. I thought there were strict laws about that but I just looked it up and there aint.

 

I'm not exactly sure what I want. I know that I do not want to be embalmed. That **** is just weird. I kind of dig the whole green funeral thing but I might just want to get cremated.

 

Did they fish together?

 

What I've told people is when I die to treat my body like a hot Honda and take as many parts as you can.

 

crash test dummy?

errm, no thanks.