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Roses are Red poems

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Feb 11, 2007.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I use my right hand
To wipe up my poo

#21 ShaqHater, Feb 11, 2007

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Roses are red
Rockets are Scoring
Rockets2K
We are Soaring!!!!

#22 heypartner, Feb 11, 2007
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None of these poems will ever touch this one offered by the Fresh Prince:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me and Jazz are black
But, Carlton, what are you?

#23 rockets-#1, Feb 11, 2007
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JayZ750 said:

....Don Juan's are cool roses. Good climbers, nice red blossoms. Did it turn out nice?
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a 15yr bush...she transplanted twice. yes. it is big.

#24 heypartner, Feb 11, 2007
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heypartner said:

a 15yr bush...she transplanted twice. yes. it is big.
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i'm just quoting this so there's no reference of what you're replying to.. just you saying that

#25 kaleidosky, Feb 11, 2007
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
The Black-Eyed Peas suck,
I wish they would stoo foo.

#26 finalsbound, Feb 11, 2007
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Roses are Red
Violents are Purple
Fresh Prince Sucked
I prefered Steve Urkel

#27 moestavern19, Feb 11, 2007

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
What's finalsbound's color
Black with a dark hue

#28 heypartner, Feb 11, 2007
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Rose are red, Violets are bule...
Your poems stink.
Go sharpen your rhyme skills, your pencil,
and buy some ink.

In case you wonder if
I've broken "Roses are Red" rules...
Violence leaves you bruised,
Blacks, Purples and Blues.

#29 IROC it, Feb 11, 2007
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kaleidosky said:

i'm just quoting this so there's no reference of what you're replying to.. just you saying that
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well played.

#30 SWTsig, Feb 11, 2007
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You must live in Texas,
If your girlfriend goes "moo!"

#31 thadeus, Feb 11, 2007
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IROC it said:

Rose are red, Violets are bule...
Your poems stink.
Go sharpen your rhyme skills, your pencil,
and buy some ink.

In case you wonder if
I've broken "Roses are Red" rules...
Violence leaves you bruised,
Blacks, Purples and Blues.
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Roses are Red
With violent thorns
And velvet wet tears
Never unrest acorns

#32 heypartner, Feb 11, 2007
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Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All My Base
Are Belong to You

I have the t-shirt for that one.

#33 Jeff, Feb 11, 2007

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Roses are red
and I hate the knicks
i'm sick of Luther Head
throwing up bricks

(he doesn't really brick, but it rhymes, so fugg it )

#34 RocketsMac, Feb 11, 2007
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Roses are red
jump off the bed
and start giving me head
like britt & K-fed

#35 RocketsMac, Feb 11, 2007
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Roses are red
and here's heypartner
acting like he's newly-wed
but he's older than Phil Garner

#36 RocketsMac, Feb 11, 2007
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RocketsMac said:

Roses are red
and here's heypartner
acting like he's newly-wed
but he's older than Phil Garner

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Roses are Red
Maybe maybe no
RocketsMac your mean
Or somewhere in between

#37 heypartner, Feb 11, 2007
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Roses are red
So are the Rockets
Last game Rafer
was Mr. pickpockets

9 steals...nice!!!

#38 right1, Feb 11, 2007

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RocketsMac said:

Roses are red
jump off the bed
and start giving me head
like britt & K-fed

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extra points for the rhyming of all 4 lines!!!

#39 heypartner, Feb 11, 2007
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I know how to flow
and I type with my hands
now the thing I dont know
is why in the hell did I get banned?

I can do Play by PLay
and I really enjoy the chat
but I got banned by R2K
and I am feeling like a rat

I'mma big Rockets fan
I cant put up with all that mess
so to get in through the ban
I'mma restart my IP address

#40 RocketsMac, Feb 11, 2007

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