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I saw Cato on Westheimer!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by A-Train, Sep 22, 2001.

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  1. A-Train

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    OK, I was driving down Westheimer, and I looked to my left side and there was none other than Kelvin Cato! Well, he was sitting next to this chick, but I couldn't quite tell who she was. Well, I looked at him and said, "Yo Cato! You gonna EARN your pacheck this year, or what?" He just looked forward, trying to ignore me.

    I decided to take a closer look at the hottie that was sitting next to him. Hmmm...Mary Tyle Moore hairstyle...Three inch hoop earrings...thick, blue eyeshadow...

    It was none other than his mom! <i>Where could he possibly be going with his mom?</i> I thought...

    So I yelled, "Yo Cato! You're mom is pretty hot!! Ask her if she wants to ride the A-Train!!" That's when he flipped me the bird. I would have laughed, but he clutched his hand and winced in pain immediately after flipping me off. Then, he quickly drove off. Official word is a sprained right middle finger. He should be out six to eight weeks...Damn, I'm gonna miss his hustle...

    when does the pre-season start?
     
  2. KALIKULI

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    I wonder if that will fired up CATO next season? Nahhh! Maybe not!
     
  3. Slick Willie

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    Dude,

    that is terrible man.....You Suck. Good job!!
     
  4. R0ckets03

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    If you dont have photos then dont even bother posting player sightings.
     
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    Player? I thought he only saw Cato?hmmmmm...
     
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    Ok this seeing Rocket players on Westheimer is getting pretty old. Im starting not to believe it.
     
  7. A-Train

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    "Oooh, a sarcasm detector! That's a REALLY useful invention!"

    - Comic Book Guy, <i>The Simpsons</i>
     
  8. Houstone

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    This story is a lie!!!!:eek:
     
  9. rockHEAD

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    A-Train wrote: "So I yelled, "Yo Cato! You're mom is pretty hot!! Ask her if she wants to ride the A-Train!!"

    yeah right!


    LOL
    :D
     
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    This is not true
     
  11. RocketsPimp

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    I've heard that's a pretty short ride!

    :p
     
  12. bigboymumu

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    finally a little humor.:D :)
     
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    The A-Train strikes again! Great work, brutha. That was classic.
     
  14. GotGame15

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    Ya, right!!! So he only flipped u off? BS, he would have been saying sh*t on your azz.
    :eek:
     
  15. Prempeh

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    I hate it when people say sh*t on my azz.
     
  16. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Was it a high middle finger sprain or just a regular middle finger sprain. This could REALLY affect his play on the court!
     
  17. Old School

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    Big deal.

    I saw Janet Jackson.

    In concert.

    Buck
     
  18. rockit

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    Hey Oldschool,

    Did ya enjoy the concert?? I saw her in DC ... MAN, she was great ... I'm actually posting the nearly 150 pics I took at the concert, will post a link soon for anyone who cares. Lemme know what you thought :)

    Later,
    Rockit
     
  19. Old School

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    Nice concert...very similar to her last Velvet Rope tour though. Helluva stage show presentation.


    Old School
     

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