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Nasa astronaut goes crazy attempts kidnapping...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by KingCheetah, Feb 6, 2007.

  1. swilkins

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    I forgive you for locking my Texans thread last week.

    :D

    p.s.
    If you did...
     
  2. Pistol Pete

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    And she was pissing herself for 900 miles to go beat the crap outta some chick she thought was boning the guy.

    It would suck to be her husband, big time.
     
  3. dskillz

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    From reading the article, it seems astronauts do that in every launch and re-entry. So I guess she is used to it.

    But the idea that she drove all the way to Orlando and never thought for one second taht this is crazy and she needs to turn around is what gets me. I mean, in the heat of the moment I have done dumb stuff, but all those hours do not equate into heat of the moment.
     
  4. Faos

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    Carmen Electra still looks doable.

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  5. DrLudicrous

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    She just did that to make the insanity plea more believable.
     
  6. rrj_gamz

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    Reason 1,299,000 that women are nucking futs...Yes, the dude hit it, IMHO, and when he went on to someone else, she couldn't handle it...

    I think a lot of smart people just don't have the common sense to move on...I'm sure she's very intelligent in what she does, but in life, case in point, she was just out there...

    I think she gets off (no pun intended), doesn't lose her job and gets divorced...

    btw, I'd hit it... :eek:
     
  7. rockHEAD

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    NASA stands for Needs A Shrink ASAP!
     
  8. Castor27

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    Hey, I sent you email about that but your spam blocker won't let me send anything through.
     
  9. heypartner

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    Sounds like that astronut read Sin City!

    Reading her kidnapping supplies, I couldn't help thinking of that awesome panel of Marv doing his inventory of weapons before he goes for Kevin. lol

    a mallet...bb gun...pepper spray...a wig...depends...4 feet of tubing...haha
     
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    I thought it stood for Need Another Seven Astronauts.

    I just find this woman to be an idiot. She was smart enough to know better, but let emotions take over. Hope she loses her current husband and gets sent down the river.
     
  11. bladeage

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    pimpin be easy
     
  12. Aceshigh7

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    Astronauts wear diapers for 7 hours or more during EVA's.
     
  13. Rocket River

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    I guess we know at least a couple of members of the Mega Mile High Club

    Rocket River
     
  14. RocketMan Tex

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    In other news, Lisa Nowak was hired as a feature dancer at the Hi 10 cabaret on I-10 East at Holland Avenue. She will perform private shows in the parking lot after 2:00 AM for a nominal fee. :D
     
  15. RocketMan Tex

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    oh, crap. now this thread is going to get all serious and ****
     
  17. Smokey

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    That sucks. I thought it was for a short period of time...more so for involuntary bowel movements...like "I was so scared I shat myself."
     
  18. Castor27

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    Well for everything but EVA's I think that is true. They have "Space Toilets" on the shuttle. During an EVA (Extravehicular Activity) though, they can't just "Whip it out" and go wherever they please.
     
  19. A-Train

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    Attempted murder?! Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
     
  20. professorjay

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    Wow. First the skydiving murder, now the space shuttle attempted murder? Is someone going to walk in on their 'lover' having sex on the space station next?
     

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