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Women suck

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Jan 29, 2007.

  1. finalsbound

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    too bad nomar is banned. he would wet himself.
     
  2. mr_gootan

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    stage 2 (What's up with this 30 sec posting limit?)
     
  3. Fatty FatBastard

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    Didn't feel like starting a new thread, just wanted to vent again.

    Found out my guys were at Vintage on Shepherd. I chose to take a cab up there. We were all having a grand time until there was no one left but 5. Myself, and two couples.

    Even though I knew I'd get a ride home, it was 1:20, and I was bored with the 5th wheel vibe that becomes more pronounced when new couples are together.

    So I left.

    The funny thing was I went from a guy who was having a great time at a place in/near midtown, to some bum walking down Westheimer freezing my ass off with my jacket fully zipped, and getting people off the street laughing at how miserable I look. (in case y'all don't know, I typically will walk when I'm within 3 miles of a place I can crash)

    I even went into a tattoo parlor just for warmth. You'd expect hotter women in there at bad hours, but alas, there were none.

    Speaking of which, I put a deposit down on an Oiler/Texan tattoo morphing into each other. If anyone can come up with a good rendition, I'm willing to pay.

    Also, he showed me fantastic artwork of all three Rockets logos, so if anyone's ever thunk it, let me know. :p
     
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  4. giddyup

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  5. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    i'd like to add to this thread:

    i got a call around 10pm from a lady friend which i had not seen in a while. she wanted to know if i was free to see a movie. i did have work the next morning but i went anyway because we used to be pretty good friends in college.

    when i got to her place i was informed that the movie was rented and we're watching it in the bedroom. she went to go change into pajama's and told me to put the movie in and check out her pictures from her last photoshoot (she models bikini's and lingerie).

    i got the obvious feeling that this was a booty call so i told her through the bathroom door that i have a girlfriend. she came out naked. she told me she wanted me and asked if i would be mad if she kissed me. i told her that's a complicated question lol.

    you see, who would be mad at having a really got girl kiss them? but i would'nt be happy with myself for cheating. she decided to place my hands on a few choice areas of her body.

    i kept telling myself "think with your penis! think with your penis!"

    but fortunately or unfortunately, my head and my heart told me to go home. the next night i stayed at my gf's house to remember why i didn't cheat.

    so you may be asking, why do you tihnk women suck if they throw themselves at you?

    i'll tell you why. because for about a year in college i was trying to get with her. she never gave me the time of day even though she was single too. now that i have a girlfriend she walks out of the bathroom naked and tries to force me on her.

    on top of that, an ex girlfriend recently told me that she's seeing someone who reminds her of me. i asked, why the hell did you break up with me then?

    just doesn't make sence. :confused:

    wow that does feel good. you all need to let it out too!
     
  6. giddyup

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    smoothie is a strong guy....
     
  7. Surfguy

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    Damn, smoothie, watch out for them women suckers. Their out to get you. Your complaint has been filed with the WSA (Women Suck Association). However, most of the WSA board has failed to find merit in your complaint.
     
  8. Shroopy2

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    To think I was prepared to talk about the influence of Women's Liberation and its socio-economic effects, when I first read the title. :eek:
    Actually we saw some of the effects, the Montrose women with short haircuts that were mentioned.

    Bravo smoothie. Some girls want everything to depend on being liked and adored but then keeping you at arms length. I believe some don't know how to turn it on and off. Cuz some just end liking you again when you DON'T give em what they want... :confused: Forget those mind games, make em suffer.

    I ain't even gonna touch that stuff about the spas....
     
  9. smoothie

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    lol thanks for the support guys!

    i must admit that it's really messed with my mind this past week. i was able to spend some quality time with my GF this weekend so i can remember why i didn't cheat :)

    women are great at mind games and there is no doubt that i would be in a world of confusion if i wanted to be with this girl.

    i called her this weekend in order to straighten some things out... she hasn't returned any calls.

    the great thing about my situation (besides having a model throw herself on me lol) is that i have leverage because i have a GF and don't care at all if i ever speak to this girl again.

    i'd like to keep up our friendship and at least get some of her modeling pics so i can brag to my friends but besides that, i love my gf and nothing else matters... right? :confused:

    ;)
     
  10. Rockets2K

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    my god smoothie

    that had to have taken strength. :eek:

    I ran into a similar situation cept there wasnt a naked woman to turn down, she still had her clothes on. ;)

    I ended up looking at it in basically the same way.....is some long-delayed satisfaction worth ruining a great current relationship?

    I must admit I *almost* faltered cause at heart we are all dawgs when it comes to that...something I wouldnt have had the smarts to do 15 years ago.
     
  11. smoothie

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    well you know what... my girlfriend isn't too far off so its not like that was my one chance to be with a model type girl. it made it easy for me to leave when i thought "you've got the same thing at home." the difference is, my girlfriend is there for me when i'm sick, she cooks for me when i'm hungry, and she'd follow me to L.A. to be a starving artist (as i'm discussing in my career advice thread).

    this was a much easier decision to make. one girl wanted me for the night, the other wants me for life. and it doesn't hurt that she's still hot lol, so like i said i wasn't giving up much, it's just VERY, VERRRY temping in the moment.
     
  12. Billyp

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    Have a story to add. Last weekend I went to Austin to party with a friend and ended up sleeping with a really hot asian girl. Well I keep talking to her all week and basically convinces me to drive two hours from Houston to College Station to meet up with her and friends at a party by pretty much implying we were going to have sex again. So I do the drive, hang out with her, buy a few drinks, and have a really good time at the party. Time comes to go back to my sister's apartment and she doesn't want to saying she never promised me anything.
     
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    good story ive been in the same situation before. this weekend i got to deal with the most drama ive dealt with in years. and it was coming from all directions... good times.

    i wrote something about if anyone is curious to read it. long story short if you dont want to is, my ex is going around telling a bunch of people that i used to hit and beat her.

    :( :mad:

    http://blog.myspace.com/yesjoeyham

    its the one titled "last night at sams boat" 1st one i guess
     
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    This is worthless without a pic :eek:
     
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    I agree. She's gotta have a MySpace or something. Let us live it vicariously, Smoothie.
     
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    #97 Fatty FatBastard, Feb 5, 2007
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