* The Spores (endorse suicide) Don't know them, but yeah, that's a gay name. * Scissor Sisters Gay seems to be their theme, yes. * Rufus Wainwright Yeah, gay as Elliot Smith. And that's gay. * Merzbau Misspelling the name of a noise act is really gay. (It's Merzbow, you gays.) * Ravi Shankar I saw him live at Jones Hall like a year ago. The happiest performer I've ever seen. Possibly a gay. * Wilco Not gay, just bad. Except that one good album. But that doesn't make up for the other five gay ones. * Bjork Rahzel can heterosualize any man on the E! Network. * Tech N9ne Don't know the tunes. Gay name, sure. * Ghostface Killah Atrocity. * Bobby Conn Eh, fairly gay. * Morton Subotnik Sounds Russian. I'm afraid. Not gay. * Cole Porter Nah. * The String Cheese Incident Yeah, but not "gay" gay. Just gay. Y'know? * Eagles of Death Metal Wow, that's gay. * Polyphonic Spree Didn't they all become reincarnated on the tail of a comet? * The Faint Bad, but not really gay. * Interpol Too uptight to be gay (if you can believe it). * Tegan and Sara God I hope so. * Erasure Gay. * The Grateful Dead (AIDS) Too lazy to be gay. * Le Tigre God I hope not. * The Gossip Don't know them. Sounds gay, but only because they're trying to be different. So they probably bone anthills they're so not gay. * The Magnetic Fields Too boring to be gay. * The Doors See above. * Phish Insert your own joke. Too many spin through my head. * Queen Hardasses. * The Strokes Have yet to reach the point of grasping their own sexualities. * Sufjan Stevens Uh, butterfly wings anyone? * Morrissey(?questionable?) Androgyny = gayosity * The Pet Shop Boys Thanks for the tip. * Metallica See The Doors. * Judas Priest Leather = red-blooded ho-catcher, right? * The Village People He's onto something! * The Secret Handshake Probably not gay. * The Rolling Stones David Bowie under the covers...not that gay. * David Bowie Mick Jagger under...uh, well... * Frankie Goes to Hollywood Stop. * Man or Astroman Who? * Richard Cheese Depends on where the cheese comes from. * Jay-Z Not in good enough shape to be gay. * Depeche Mode Time to cross out the obvious ones... * Fischerspooner Sounds familiar. Is it because they're gay? * John Mayer He can shred for a gay man. * Frank Sinatra Uh....? (Yes all those others were gay. Real gay, son.) * Nickleback Too much cred to be gay. Calagary, represent. * Bob Mould Nah, but he sucks anyway. * Arcade Fire Come to think of it, sure. Roxy Music was gay, after all. * Bright Eyes Out on a limb, he is. * Red Hot Chili Peppers Pelosi doesn't talk about California this much. Gay.
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Man, that St. Louis sound is tired. (I don't know where he comes from, but it's the midwest/south.) An all-time great, NSFW: <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OMsEDX9IosU"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OMsEDX9IosU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> NSFW
Sorry guys, this is a hoax. Good one too. http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2007/01/davies-exposed-as-actor-joel-oglesby.html
oh, your link doesn't work, but I guess the Oscar Wilde thing should have clued me in to the hoax. Michael W SMith still sucks though. edit: the link does work, my bad
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This has to be fake.. "Oscar Wilde, my hero, was a reformed homosexual. He went to prison for his sins. Once he was alone with his thouhgts, in jail, he saw the errors of his ways and repented. He died as a Christian. While I'm not advocating jailing all Homosexuals, I do think it would benefit them greatly. It would be for their own good. When a person is forced to think they will generally be able to see their problems and solve them by themselves." http://www.donniedavies.com/Mission He went pretty far for a hoax.
Depeche Mode is on there? Guilty as charged, then Where is Air Supply?? I always get flak for that And where the hell is Culture Club???
Have you seen the "safe bands" list from the same website? Right Brothers (the list!) Dresden Dolls UnderOath Cyndi Lauper Falling Up Flyleaf THE TURNING Disciple P.O.D Evanescence By The Tree Scott Reed Michael W. Smith Jars of Clay DC Talk Danielson
