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Oral sex question

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dookie Sandwich, Jan 19, 2007.

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  1. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    Or any Heather Harmon clips. :D
     
  2. Fatty FatBastard

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    I refuse to give out pointers...

    Needless to say, if you know how to do it well, you get autonomy on the relationship. (at least, for a while.)
     
  3. Falcons Talon

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    You've popped your tongue cherry.
     
  4. Lil Pun

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    Ugh....
     
  5. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Unless I missed it, I can't believe this thread has gone seven pages without a Seinfeld reference.
     
  6. kwik_e_mart

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    OH MAN! haha

    Props to the mods for keeping this thread alive! :D
     
  7. professorjay

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    I though of the Chappelle Show sketch where it's guys' night out, and in one part Chappelle and his friends drive around and one guy jumps out of the car to solicit some prostitues. It turns out that they are all cross-dressers to boot, yet another guy jumps out and goes to join him anyways. Chappelle says something like, "But they're dudes!" and his friend responds, "Well a mouth's a mouth." Sounds like A-Train's idea actually:

    I couldn't find a video clip of just this part (you'd have to watch the whole sketch), so I gave up.
     
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    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    #128 pgabriel, Jan 20, 2007
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  9. rrj_gamz

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    OMFG!!! LMAO...Sorry dude, its funny...c'mon I call bs...no way you were motor boating down south and you get injured...
     
  10. mateo

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    Welcome back amigo. Thats awesome!!

    Personally I think the whole 69 thing is overrated. When I'm receiving, I want my wife to put 100% into and not be distracted by what I am doing. Besides, whats the rush.

    Ladies, dont forget the balls. They need attention too.
     
  11. SWTsig

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    dont forget to mind the stepchildren....

    i've actually said that before.... and it worked.
     
  12. rrj_gamz

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    Ok...IMHO, 69 is awesome...I agree about attention, but c'mon...

    and don't forget the stepchildren..
     
  13. TL

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    The best part about 69 is her moaning while she's working you. The extra vibration from that on top of everything else is awesome.
     
  14. Rocketman95

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    Ding. Ding. Ding. We have a winner. Show him what he's won, Bob.
     
  15. SmeggySmeg

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    lock in 69s for me thanks
     
  16. Fatty FatBastard

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    Why people are still respoding to this thread astounds me...

    et tu, smeg?

    As open as I am, this thread is inappropriate for online shenanigans.

    So I say it.
     
  17. Dookie Sandwich

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    well according to the poll rsutls it looks like i'm not in the minninority at least on the board anyways. i guess i'm not so wierd afterall :)
     
  18. Shroopy2

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    Well since this is still open...

    Receive more than give at first. Until it gets where both are giving/receiving equally. Giving/Receiving equally goes for anything of course, not just for oral.

    Giving without receiving sets a precedent for other things outside the oral (unless you just simply don't like or care about receiving oral and can do without it). I aint keeping a woman around who expects receiving and receiving and will do all kindsa taking without her having to give or do anything, no SIR.

    Her expecting oral with no give = Her expecting credit card with no cooking :D
     
  19. aussie rocket

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    any dude who voted for giving being better than receivng - or even equal to - is a lying sack of monkey crap!!

    Alternatively, they may just have a woman that is hopeless at giving!!
     
  20. SwoLy-D

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    You callin' me a LIAR and my wife a ROOKIE, OutBack BOY? :mad:

    jk. :)

    [insert double-meaning joke of 10 degree difficulty about "Down Under" Australian dude here]
     

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