Oral sex question

Wow, I dont know how this thread hasn't been locked. Good stuff.

 

Are you kidding me? As long as there is no p*rn in a thread, Clutch will allow a thread on pretty much anything. Just look at all the poop threads over the years...

Just another reason this is the best site on the net...

 

I'm no expert, but I have no problem asking if they've been tested and seeing the results...After a relationship, I usuallly get check out...No real reason other than being safe...

Having said that, I would a month if you want something longer term and one night for her if its a one night stand...That brings another question, asking her how many partners...There was a show on G4 one time that did an estimate...I think it was always double or triple the number what you hear...

As for swallowing, I girl did that once in college...It was bad azz...

 

what, no pics?

 

I always try to prepare a warm bubble bath on nights when I figure to get lucky. Light some candles and tell my sweetie that there's a warm bubbly bath waiting for her in our bathroom, if she's interested. She's always interested. Another good trick is to run the tap water as hot as you can get it, just before you get in the sack with her (and she's already there, undressed), and soak a soft washcloth in it. Squeeze the water out of it and bring the steaming thing to bed.

"Honey, I've got a surprise!" Then you put it between her legs and massage her with it. Toss it onto the floor on top of some clothes, or a towel you left there for that purpose. Potential problem solved. The results are guaranteed to please both of you.

And if I give, I usually recieve. Almost always. And if I don't, I don't care!

 

i love this site.

 

It's all the same. Receiving is as pleasurable as giving as long as there are 2 girls involved.

 

i condone with the sentiments stated in the above sentence.

 

This thread belongs in the TMI category. I'll check back (only to read) anyway .

 

Oral sex question
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agreed

 

Yeah, I don't think I have ever given without recieving. A HJ at the least. I cant' function if I am horny, I especially can't sleep.

 

What I want to know is who are the 6 people that selected none? Who's never up for BJ?

 

I used to enjoy giving oral more than I do now, but a couple of years ago I was licking out my girlfriend at the time, and I must have been doing it pretty vigorously, because I ripped that thin piece of tissue that attaches the tongue to the bottom of the mouth. Now, almost every time I eat somebody out, it rips a little more and bleeds quite a bit. I still do it though, but my mouth usually hurts afterwards.

 

To paraphrase a line in Pulp Fiction, cagey, that's a little more than I needed to know.

 

Dude.........

 

haha, just when I think the thread can't get any better.

 

WTF???

 

The Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee tape should be required viewing for all women.

 

I also have received numerous times, but never given.

I just don't want to pepperoni on my lips if you know what I'm saying.