I have two college classes this morning. I needed to catch a ride early so as not to interfere with another family members doctors appointment. So I put on my shirt and jeans... and two shoes. One brown slip on...and one Nike sneaker. I'm on a college campus...I could walk home to avoid embarassment. Or I could attend classes and play it off as being eccentric.
"Oh,I just gotta be me"....lalalalala Nobody will notice. SHAKE YOURSELF FOOL! Are you pulling my leg buddy? Roll with it?..........or go home?....hmmmmm If it wasn't so far...............Catch a cab immediately(don't pass go,don't collect 200,just go) or go barefoot. You could go to the Cougar bookstore and get some fluffy Cougar slip ons OR GO TO THE GYM...They will help you out. One of those days,huh?
Snowbunny I met on the lift......She's from Mother Russia.(beautiful ice blue eyes)We went to the north side of the Lake and hit a few joints. We went the Emerald Bay route..you know,that Vertigoesque place.
ROTFLMAO! I've got tears flowin,I'm laughin so hard. I got lucky man.I was in my ski boots.....haven't screwed this one up yet...LOL She's only here for two more days....so we'll have to put it in hyperdrive. Now,about that problem dressing yourself.........What are you going to do? I vote for the gym or just flaunting your eccentricities with confidence.
Yeah I am just gonna go to class and take my notes....I figure people will either think I did it on purpose or am on a new and fun pharmaceutical. Neither of which is nessasarily out of place on a college campus.
OR........you could tell people you lost a bet. Just whip those babies off in class.You've got it wired.
Dude, just go with it. My friends and I had a mismatched shoes day last year when we all went to Baylor...I'm guessing it was some sort of "chic-indie-lookingforattention" thing...it was fun nonetheless.
Well i woke up one morning hung over at this girl's dorm room i had spent the night with and just ran to class at 8am (that way too early for me) only when i got to class did I notice i had my sandal on my left foot and her bunny rabbit warm bed room slippers on my right. some other people notice and smirked and laughed. i was a sight to behold in my pjs and those things. the rest of lecture i kept thinking to myself, holy crap either i have really small feet or she has really huge feet for her stuff to fit me. (i wear a size 11.5/12) when i got back turned out she has smaller feet than me but bought large size bed slippers so its easier for her to slip in and out of.
Nice! If someone asks you why you have two different shoes on, pretend that is the first time you have noticed and act shocked.
I recall when I did that after a particularly wild night my sophomore year. I remember looking down at my feet about halfway across campus, contemplating what I should do, remembering my girlfriend was still back in my room asleep, then saying "f*ck it" and skipping class. Good times.
If you were on the campus of San Jacinto College North..probably. I went to UH in the early late 80's but took "a semester off" in 90 to work....ended up not going back til last semester. For the record folks I made it through fine.
I got up a few days ago in an absolute fog and grabbed a pair of jeans off the floor threw them on and headed out to the coffee shop. Upon return I noticed my underwear that I had taken off with the jeans were hanging out the bottom of the right leg. Duh.
I get up 5:50 AM every damn morning to go to a **** job with ****ty people and **** happens and the **** sucks.
