I ****ing HATE dumbasses who park in two spots. I mean I want to take their car and throw it off a ****ing bridge and then roll over them in my car!!! I have to go to Scurlock Towers in Med Center often and God damn you'd be surprised how many idiots aren't able to park in one spot in a busy maxed out parking garage.
That's awesome! Is this the Edwards Cinema off of I-10 and Silber? Worst of all it's a POS BMW X3!! If it was a fancy Porsche 911 or Lamborghini then maybe I'd give it some slack.
I've done something like this before when I lived in Austin. My note was something like: "Dear car owner, please learn how to park your car. Thanks" And a long keyed mark on the driver side door. Cruel and undeserving? Probably.
Keying a guy's car goes a bit beyond the pale. "You don't **** with a man's vehicle, it's against the rules," said the sage Vince Vega. It is, however, perfectly acceptable to carry a couple of 2" nails with you to strategically wedge behind 2 of his tires.
The very worst are the ****s who take up two and then, knowing it's illegal in some places, will put a "fake" ticket or an older ticket under their wiper blade thinking they are fooling the idiot parking people. Then some get "smart" and try the double ticket. The least I can do is remove the old tickets so they get new ones. Sometimes I'll do silly things like spit on the car or piss on the door handles (When drunk), but other extreme times I'll go cut their brake lines.
I think this is awesome. I thought about doing a site like that, but didn't want to do so because I thought it would p*ss off some people. Lawyer dudes out there: is there any law that say that I can't take a picture of an *sshole guy who parks incorrectly? Am I protected if I just take a picture of that person and show how bad of a parking job they did and show it to others? That's still Punk. Why do you have to save the spot? Make his *ss get there on time. Oh, yeah... forgive Tommyboy, man... there are laws that prevent people from going out of state or parking your out-of-state car in a garage... You're not so redefined, man...
You tell me, what are the chances of finding 2 cars with the same out-of-state license plates sitting next to each other in a parking lot in Texas? If the Civic was taken out and the only car shown was the X3, then sure, you have a valid argument. But I've never seen it happen before, never. Odds are slim to none. It's not hard to figure out what state those license plates are from. http://www.worldlicenseplates.com/world/NA_USAX.html Notice the black lettering, the spacing, and the RED sticker on the top right hand side of the plate itself...
Friend of mine lives in a complex that's pretty much on the ****ty side; poory maintained, crappy neighbors, very lousy. It has next to no 'visitor' parking, with the rest of the spots supposed to be reserved. Well, every apt. gets two spots. A lot of the people in the complex, though they clearly do not have more than one car and never actually use two spots, take them both up anyway just to be dicks. He thinks the people around him are asshats.
This is one I took of someone's car at my work and is now on the site. She still doesn't know who gave here that notice.
Leroy, if you've ever driven a Mazda6 you would've noticed that the turning radius is worse than a U-Haul. That person had good intentions and wasn't trying to take up 2 spaces, lol. You can tell there's a huge truck to the right and she didn't want to hit it while turning into the space. Why she didn't reverse and park again, I have no idea. Trust me on this one...
no kidding on the turn radius. I rented that car and LOVed it...almost bought it. But the radius was a huge negative (the bigger reason was that I decided to keep my old car for another couple of years). But how can such a small car (sport edition, no less) be so wide on the turn?? fix that, mazda!
Sometimes driving a POS has it's advantages. Back when I was driving a POS 96 Blazer that I didn't care about getting scratches or dents on, I would always squeeze into one of the 2 spots these douchebags were taking up. Then, I'd open my door and let it hit the car next to me pretty hard. If it left a dent, oh well. Shouldn't have taken up 2 spaces. Another time after a NYE gig at Vic and Anthonys downtown, I went back to my POS and found 2 cars parallel parked in front and back of me. Both cars were literally within INCHES of me. Not sure what they were trying to pull, but it was pretty obvious that both cars were together because there were empty spaces all over the place. Maybe they thought it would be funny to try and block me in? So I just put my POS in reverse and floored it, then put it in drive and floored it, repeated this 7 or 8 times until I was able to push both cars out of the way, destruction derby style. I bashed the crap out of both of those cars and I didn't even care. Sometimes I miss my POS 96 Blazer.
