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Caption this pic: JVG and Rafer

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Honey Bear, Dec 17, 2006.

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  1. Honey Bear

    Honey Bear Member

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    [​IMG]
     
    #1 Honey Bear, Dec 17, 2006
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    JVG: "LOUD NOISES"

    RAFER: "I wish I was sitting on the bench"
     
    #2 hotblooded, Dec 17, 2006
  3. bigfishnyc

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    JVG: Just stop shooting.

    Rafer: aight aight my bad my bad.
     
    #3 bigfishnyc, Dec 17, 2006
  4. zhangstein

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    JVG: when you wake up, you are the BEST point guard on the Rockets.
    Rafer: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
    #4 zhangstein, Dec 17, 2006
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    JVG: Put it down on the ground, slowly!
     
    #5 beerghost, Dec 17, 2006
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    JVG: Goshh! Where's my wig Rafer?

    Rafer: I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cuz I can't fit my num-chucks in there anymore.
     
    #6 Amel, Dec 17, 2006
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    JVG: Skip shooting, Lou!
    Rafer: Why?????? I hit one last year......
     
    #7 XtraP79, Dec 17, 2006
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    JVG: Here, I give you some force... take it... may the force be with you
    Rafer: Oh yes... I feel it... I feel it..... I feel like the greatest floater and tear dropper now
     
    #8 cmellon, Dec 17, 2006
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    JVG: Weak up ... Waaaaaa, I will cut you into pieces! Bruce Lee Style :mad:
    Rafer: Pffff, I 'm dead anyway ... just trade me Van Grumpy :(
     
    #9 Rookie34, Dec 17, 2006
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    JVG: "Missed it by this much"
    Rafer: "That's pretty good. Let me try it again, this time with my eyes closed."
     
    #10 weslinder, Dec 17, 2006
  11. Honey Bear

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    JVG: Why can't you do anything right in the 4th quarter?
    Rafer: AHHH look who my coach is!
     
    #11 Honey Bear, Dec 17, 2006
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    JVG: GIMME SOME LOTTERY NUMBERS
    ALSTON:GIMME SOME WEED
     
    #12 aznphil83, Dec 17, 2006
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    JVG:
    Smack that, all on the floor
    Smack that, gimme some more
    Smack that, til you get sore
    Smack that..

    Rafer:
    Ohhohhohhoohhh
     
    #13 Omer, Dec 17, 2006
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    hands down... we have a winner! that was hilarious! :D
     
    #14 ind0fo0, Dec 17, 2006
  15. ClutchCityReturns

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    post de double :eek:
     
    #15 ClutchCityReturns, Dec 17, 2006
  16. ClutchCityReturns

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    Rockets head coach Jeff Van Gundy attempts to cast Level 46 Shooting Ability on PG Rafer Alston. Mistakenly casts Level 50 Energy Drain.
     
    #16 ClutchCityReturns, Dec 17, 2006
  17. Yetti

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    "You let me down again !! Bleep! Bleep! Ity's been 63 times so far this seasson that you have taken those stupid shots. I need to get that guy Yetti off my back over this matter. You stop it or you will be coming off the bench. Now get your rear end out there and do what I need you to do! Bleep Bleep!! Pass to Yao!! Pass to Yao!!Do you understand??? Well do you?"
    Ok Coach Ok! :mad:
     
    #17 Yetti, Dec 17, 2006
  18. Yaozer

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    JVG: Verryyy niiiicee, high fiiiive!
     
    #18 Yaozer, Dec 17, 2006
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    "The Houston Rockets missing Tracy McGrady were boring as hell. Even head coach Jeff Van Gundy is yawning and starting point guard Rafer Alston can barely stay awake."
     
    #19 ShadyMcGrady, Dec 17, 2006
  20. hoyarocketsfan

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    i think napoleon dynamite came out a good three years ago, why are you still quoting it. also that quote has nothing to do with the rockets or rafer alston's recent strugges. in general, i would wait until inspiration other than a bald guy joke and a movie from three years ago pops into your head to post.
     
    #20 hoyarocketsfan, Dec 17, 2006
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