What? ... A commercial by a Union asking "Would Jesus Shop at WalMart?", presumably to gain bargaining leverage? I find that in incredibly poor taste... at a minimum. (This isn't in D&D since I don't expect much dissention on this ... but you never know... )
Woke up this mornin', turned on the t.v. set. there in livin' color, was somethin' I can't forget. This man was preachin' at me, yeah, layin' on the charm askin' me for twenty, with ten-thousand on his arm. He wore designer clothes, and a big smile on his face tellin' me salvation while they sang Amazin' Grace. Askin' me for money, when he had all the signs of wealth. I almost wrote a check out, yeah, then I asked myself (chorus) Would He wear a pinky ring, would He drive a fancy car? Would His wife wear furs and diamonds, would His dressin' room have a star? If He came back tomorrow, well there's somethin' I'd like to know Could ya tell me, Would Jesus wear a Rolex on His television show. Would Jesus be political if He came back to earth? Have His second home in Palm Springs, yeah, a try to hide His worth? Take money, from those poor folks, when He comes back again, and admit He's talked to all them preachers who say they been a talkin' to Him? (chorus) Just ask ya' self, Would He wear a pinky ring, Would He drive a fancy car? Would His wife wear furs and diamonds, would His dressing room have a star? If He came back tomorrow, well there's somethin' I'd like to know: Could ya tell me, would Jesus wear a Rolex, Would jesus wear a Rolex Would Jesus wear a Rolex On His television show-ooh-ooh? Replay Video | Share Video | More Videos
Of course Jesus would shop at Wal Mart. Their prices on carpentry tools are a LOT better than Lowe's or Home Depot...
Wow!!! I've read the Left Behind books and you can debate the theology all you want --- but I don't think they in anyway advocate killing anyone. And getting to close to non-believers lowers your spirit points? How anti-Christian can you get. Jesus was oftern criticized for hanging out with non-believers and those others saw as immoral!!!
My favorite part: Yep! Nothing like bonding as a family by killing some non-believers! Woohoo - I got a muslim, and dad bagged a rock-and-roll star! I'll retire from this thread before I rant incessently.
rant away. i certainly will. as a believer, i can't tell you how disappointing that is. how sad it is.
Don't kill non-believers, that's just sick and immoral.. let Jesus/God torture them for all eternity, that's far more agreeable But anyway, Jesus wouldn't need to shop at all.. anything He needed, He'd just conjure it up - poof
haha...completely unrelated...I was playing Half Life 2 Deathmatch the other day and ran into a guy whose moniker was 'Jesus told me to kill you'. Carry on.
Well, Jesus had 12 dudes hanging out with him all the time, not to mention Mary M and his Mom...so I think he'd probably shop at Sam's...in bulk. Plus he would drive a big SUV for sure to haul all his buddies around in.
"Leh me tell you sompin. Jesus no like de WalMart. I apply for job. I tell dem I am registered sex offender. They no give me job. Thasswhy Jesus no like de WalMart."
