The way you play the Box of Condoms Game is you have to come up with one item to take to the register with a box of condoms to make the cashier raise an eyebrow. Begin.
Homer: Hi... ummm...let me have some of those porno magazines...large box of condoms...a couple of those panty shields [quickly] and some illegal fireworks [back to normal] and one of those disposable enemas. Ehhh...make it two.
I know, but my friend actually saw a guy buy all three at a Wal-mart in Austin at 1:00 am. He checked the papers for the next three weeks to see if anyone was murdered...