What to do in Winnipeg (That won't freeze a Texan to death)

I know I will be very helpful:

Late afternoon, another day is nearly done
A darker grey is breaking through a lighter one
A thousand sharpened elbows in the underground
That hollow hurried sound,
feet on polished floor
And in the dollar store,
the clerk is closing up
And counting loonies trying not to say

I hate Winnipeg

The driver checks the mirror seven minutes late
The crowded riders' restlessness enunciates
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
The same route everyday
And in the turning lane
Someone’s stalled again
He’s talking to himself
And hears the price of gas repeat his phrase

I hate Winnipeg

And up above us all
Leaning into sky
Our golden business boy
Will watch the North End die
And sing, “I love this town”
Then let his arcing wrecking ball proclaim

I
Hate
Winnipeg

 

Now that's a long distance relationship...

 

Winterpeg....Sure it's -40 degrees, but it's a dry cold.

 

-sit by a campfire.
-sit by a furnace.
-sit by a fireplace.
-sit by a heater.
-sit by an open oven.

I think that's about it.

 

You have to ask us what to do while your up there and it is way too cold to go outside......................

 

Couldn't you pick to go to that hellhole in the summer?

(I might be going there for the damn planners meeting in Feb... arrgh)